mid-fringe update: cornetto man and the murderer's soundtrack
hello and welcome to emails. this is my newsletter where i infrequently and inelegantly write about passing fancies before gracefully dovetailing into a call...
Flinching When The Beast Moves Unexpectedly
I'm in a kind of pre-hibernation before the fringe. My number one rule is: don't start any big projects. This is a very difficult rule for me because I love...
Do Animals Get Sunburn?
When I start a task I always do the hardest bit first. I follow the dinner-pudding mentality. Suffer first, then rejoice. If I was Jesus I'd ask if I could...
The Meal That Makes You Cum
You know in When Harry Met Sally when Sally (I think that's her name) pretends to have an orgasm in a café (british english for diner) and a bystander (a...
Make The Moon Great Again
hello its been a bit of a stressful week. i had a blood test and the doctor said my veins are filled with little black ovals, "like chia seeds". When I asked...
The Slime, Margaret Thatcher and Jerry's Map
i gave a medal to a dog
Big Hole
good week everyone. I've changed newsletter provider. I'm on buttondown now. It's better this way, you'll see. i'm having a little holiday. ive gone to...
