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How to have a conversation
September 9, 2026
Hey friends! Mule Summer School continues this week with me and Erika Hall talking about how to have a conversation. Not only did Erika write the book on...
How to play pinball
September 3, 2026
What is the best arcade game? Pinball or video, or both.
How to just do things
September 2, 2026
Hey friends, Mule Summer School continues this Friday as me, and Erika—and you—talk about how to do things. So bring that idea that you’ve been mulling...
How to make art in these times
August 27, 2026
How do you stay an artist in these times?
How to cut off your parents
August 20, 2026
What do you owe your family? If there is little motivation to keep in touch, just from plain lack of interest, is that okay?
How to usher in an era of abundant vengeance
August 14, 2026
A lot of people on the Internet who I once respected seem to have full-blown AI brain worms. Am I going to get conned like them at some point? Have you ever been conned by something as pervasive as this?
How to live somewhere safe
August 7, 2026
If you had to leave the U.S. where would you live?
How to be a petty motherfucker
July 31, 2026
Is there really a difference between being bitter or being petty? Most of the time I feel the latter is being confused with the former. Am I missing something here?
How to be useful
July 24, 2026
What’s your go-to piece of advice in life?
How to take a break
July 17, 2026
I am tired and taking a week off. (Also I wanna go finish that painting.)
How to help men pull their heads out of their asses
July 10, 2026
How can men help men do the work that men need to do?
How to be God
July 3, 2026
Was Jesus Christ an actual real person and the actual Son of God, or is it all crapola?
How to make friends and hold on to them
June 26, 2026
Looking around at [gestures] everything, it feels like we’ve all put maintaining friendships on the backburner. This is making me lonely and probably makes other people lonely too. How can we fix this?
How to mend a broken heart
June 18, 2026
What’s the right amount of heartache in times like these?
How to get out of bed
June 11, 2026
Mike, how do I get out of bed every day? How do I try?
How to use NO as a complete sentence
June 5, 2026
I did my job fine before AI came along. Now my workplace ‘suggests’ we use it. How do I say no?
How to remember and forget
May 30, 2026
Do you have any tricks for forgetting? I wish there were as many for forgetting as there are for remembering. How do you forget?
How to be a carnival barker
May 21, 2026
“My first book is coming out this year and I have a hard time with self promotion. What are your thoughts on getting the word out and shutting down the ‘humility’ programming so many of us grow up with?”
How to deal with your kid leaving
May 14, 2026
My child is in high school and I’ve been in deep mourning for the last two years that they’ll (likely) be leaving me first for college, and then for...life!
How to pick a movie
May 8, 2026
What are your top ten favorite movies?
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