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How to stop being afraid of children
October 15, 2026
My spouse and I are going to start trying to have kids soon, but I’m scared of all the ways our lives will change. How do I let go of that fear?
How to Negotiate
October 14, 2026
Hey friends, This Friday! Join me and Erika as we tackle to scariest topic of all—negotiation! Whether you’re talking about client work, or salaries, picking...
How to avoid the crippling spiral of depression, with Satan!
October 9, 2026
What’s the most recent silly, small thing that made you radiant with joy?
How to disappoint your mother
October 2, 2026
My mom asked a relative to offer me a job that I don’t want. Should I accept it anyway? I’m really scared of disappointing her.
How to dance through the apocalypse
September 25, 2026
Is it possible to be happy while desiring nothing?
How to make more room in heaven
September 18, 2026
How do I figure out what is a me problem and what is a someone else problem?
How to write it like you told it
September 11, 2026
What do you say to someone who wants to write but struggles with writing and is tempted to use an LLM-based chatbot?
How to play pinball
September 3, 2026
What is the best arcade game? Pinball or video, or both.
How to make art in these times
August 27, 2026
How do you stay an artist in these times?
How to cut off your parents
August 20, 2026
What do you owe your family? If there is little motivation to keep in touch, just from plain lack of interest, is that okay?
How to usher in an era of abundant vengeance
August 14, 2026
A lot of people on the Internet who I once respected seem to have full-blown AI brain worms. Am I going to get conned like them at some point? Have you ever been conned by something as pervasive as this?
How to live somewhere safe
August 7, 2026
If you had to leave the U.S. where would you live?
How to be a petty motherfucker
July 31, 2026
Is there really a difference between being bitter or being petty? Most of the time I feel the latter is being confused with the former. Am I missing something here?
How to be useful
July 24, 2026
What’s your go-to piece of advice in life?
How to take a break
July 17, 2026
I am tired and taking a week off. (Also I wanna go finish that painting.)
How to help men pull their heads out of their asses
July 10, 2026
How can men help men do the work that men need to do?
How to be God
July 3, 2026
Was Jesus Christ an actual real person and the actual Son of God, or is it all crapola?
How to make friends and hold on to them
June 26, 2026
Looking around at [gestures] everything, it feels like we’ve all put maintaining friendships on the backburner. This is making me lonely and probably makes other people lonely too. How can we fix this?
How to mend a broken heart
June 18, 2026
What’s the right amount of heartache in times like these?
How to get out of bed
June 11, 2026
Mike, how do I get out of bed every day? How do I try?
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