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Napoleon Bonaparte was sitting with the members of his war cabinet when he suddenly slapped the minister on his right in full view of all the other...
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Rabbi Shapiro had to go to Buffalo to officiate at a wedding but missed his bus. He asked at the bus station if there was a bus to Toronto that perhaps the...
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Moshe was 88 years old and went to see his financial advisor.“So what do you think is an appropriate investment for me?” asked Moshe.“Well,” replied the...
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Moshe and Abe were partners in a very successful clothing factory. It had been in operation for many years and there wasn’t much they didn’t know about the...
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When Albert Einstein was young, he was regularly invited to speak at various conferences. But he nearly always found himself wishing that he was back in his...
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A Rabbi, a cantor, and a Shul president were driving to a seminar when they were kidnapped. The hijackers asked the three of them to hand over all of their...
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Levi went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold that wouldn’t clear up. His doctor prescribed him some pills, but they didn't...
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At the airline check in Yankel has three bags. He puts them down and says to the young lady, "I'd like you to send this one to Los Angeles, that one to Hong...
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A wealthy man threw a party in honor of his son's graduation from university. A poor man happened to be in the vicinity, and joined the party. Amidst all the...
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Fabritzi, Jacques, and Moshe are about to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal. Fabritzi asks for a Pepperoni Pizza...
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Dovid is telling a new joke to Yossi. "Yitzchak and Chaim were talking one day..." Right away, Yossi interrupts him. "Always with the Jewish jokes! Give it a...
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It was a terrible night, blowing cold and rain in a most frightful manner. The streets were deserted and the local baker was just about to close up shop when...
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“I, Shmuel Cohen, being of sound mind do hereby declare this to be my last will and testament. To my son Moshe, my first born, I leave one million dollars...
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While waiting for her first appointment in the reception room of Dr. Leah Cohen, her new dentist, Miriam Kleinman suddenly remembered that a tall girl with...
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By chance, Esther meets her friend Becky at the mall. "Well fancy seeing you here," says Esther, "I haven't seen you for at least a year. How's everything?"...
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A Jewish immigrant arrives by ship to New York City from Europe. The immigration inspector at Ellis Island asks him his first and last name, age, and...
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Visiting a genealogist, a man asked how much it would cost to have his family tree traced. “It could cost thousands of dollars,” said the woman. “I see....
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I was flying between Toronto and Ottawa. It's only a 9 minute flight and so, to save money, I flew with a small airline in a little, twin-engine plane. About...
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At a packed airport ticket counter all ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as they could. A man toward the end...
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After returning from a trip overseas, my luggage did not show up in the airport baggage area. Being a frequent flyer I knew the drill and went to the lost...