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Two high school classmates happened to bump into each other on the street after not having seen each other for over 20 years. In the middle of their...
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Sam Goldman was excited for his very first big court case. His client’s wife went missing and being that everyone knew that his client and his wife were in a...
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The principal at Beis Dovid High School, Rabbi Epstein was speaking to his vocal parent body at a meeting that they requested. Rabbi Epstein assured them...
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A mall manager has three spaces to rent, all in a row. A prospective lessee by the name of John Smith shows up and says he wants to rent the space on the...
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A non-Jewish fellow named Brett walked into a Jewish bakery and smelled the fine smell of challah baking and couldn’t resist and had to have one. He brought...
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A Rabbi was giving his weekly sermon on Shabbos during davening. After a considerable amount of time had passed and the Rabbi was still speaking, the...
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Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she...
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A road construction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly constructed road. David, Sam, and Joe get hired. They...
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A collection of funny attorney anecdotes:ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does...
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A man is just about to take a book off the shelf when his cell phone rings. ”Hello,” says the man answering it. ”Hi,” says a high woman’s voice. “This is...
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Two beggars are sitting on the pavement in Ireland . One is holding a large cross and the other a large star of David. Both are holding hats to collect...
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Jose and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about $8 or $9 a day....
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A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and...
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A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial clothing. While leading a group, one of the guides, tripped and...
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A young Navy officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he...
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A customer was really hassling an El Al agent at the ticket counter in Tel Aviv – yelling and screaming. But the agent was polite and pleasant, and smiled...
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A German doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6...
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Jabbar was recalling his days as a suicide bomber to his friend Sayeed.“You know, the reason why many Arabs fail on their mission is because they dress up...
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Muhammad was recalling his days as a suicide bomber to his friend Achmed. “I was sitting on the bus and when I felt the moment was just right, I closed my...
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A Russian astronaut runs into Stalin's office and says: "Sir, have you heard? The Americans have successfully sent astronauts to the moon.""Well, we can't...