A road construction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly constructed road. David, Sam, and Joe get hired. They are each assigned a section of the road. The first day, David paints 2 miles, Sam 1.5, and Joe only 1. On the second day, David paints 1 mile, Sam 2, and Joe 2.5. On the third day, David only gets 1/4 of a mile done, Sam 3, and Joe 3.5. The manager decides to talk to David.
“You haven’t been painting as much road as you did on the first day,” the manager said. ”What’s the problem?”
”I’d be painting more, but the bucket keeps getting farther and farther away!”’ Today’s joke was taken from TheYeshivaWorld.com. |
