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Avi Epstein went off to college and unfortunately the dorms didn’t allow pets so he had to leave his beloved dog Nudnik back at home with his parents. He...
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A man is walking up the steps to his house when he feels the barrel of a gun against his neck. "Give me your money," the gunman whispered. "You can't do this...
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Rivkah Epstein walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,” Rivkah said. "What's your secret...
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Young Stevie Gold was nearly 12 years old and although he had a lower than average IQ, he was a dutiful and caring son. One day, he was having a chat with...
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One afternoon, Moshe, Dovid, Itzik, and Daniel — four students at Hebrew University — are drinking coffee in Moshe’s room. Suddenly, Moshe puts down his cup...
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A group of 40-year-old buddies – Dovid, Moshe, and Chaim — discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed upon that they should meet at...
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During an impassioned sermon on reward and punishment and our inevitable death, Rabbi Goldstein said forcefully, "I hate to break it to you but every member...
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Morris goes to the rabbi and says, "I committed an Aveirah and I want to know what I can do to repent." "What was the Aveirah?" the rabbi asked. "It happened...
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Bernie Cohen retires from the New York office of Merrill Lynch after being a broker for 30 years. A friend asks him what he intends to do in retirement....
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Louis Brandeis graduated from the Harvard Law School at age 20 with the highest grade point average in that school’s history and, after other academic...
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An older couple had a son who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his career path, so...
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Harvey Himmeleman was making his first visit to Israel. He came to Jerusalem and wanted to visit the Kosel but for the life of him, he couldn’t remember what...
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The Ramat Gan Zoo was thrilled with their new acquisition: a kangaroo. They’d never had a kangaroo before so they had to set up a brand new enclosure....
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Shoshana Epstein just received her learner's permit and she offered to drive her parents to shul for the Shiffman bris. After a hair-raising ride, they...
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A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old castle. At the end of the tour, the guide asks him how he enjoyed it. He admits to being a bit...
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At a training session at a new fire station in the North of Israel, the team was assembled around the fire station’s lunch table. Captain Hadari, the...
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A wealthy Texan had an impressive ranch. He had a huge swimming pool where he kept a shark. The rich Texan loved to throw lavish dinner parties and would...
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The Epsteins were mourning the passing of their beloved grandmother. She always had a soft spot for Chaim, a perpetually unsuccessful businessman in their...
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Unfortunately, crime was increasing in the city of Chelm, so the local population decided to start a police force and they put forward three of their...
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Several centuries ago the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community so...