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Winter vacation was over and the teacher asked little Moshe Rosenberg about his family trip. "We visited my Bubbie in Minneapolis, Minnesota." The teacher...
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A Kurd enlisted in Hamas and announced that he was ready to be a suicide bomber. They equipped him with a gun, an explosive belt and a cell phone. The Kurd...
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A thief was on trial. Judge: "Did you steal?" Defendant: "Your Honor, please understand that I just happened to be passing by and then..." Judge...
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Moshe applied for a job after being dismissed by his previous employer. "So tell me, Moshe," asked the interviewer, "do you have any other skills you think...
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Three children argue over whose father is faster. The first says, "My father runs 100 meters in 9 seconds." The second says, "My father runs from Jerusalem...
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Edward is an insurance agent who is sent to the United States Army recruiting office to explain to new soldiers their government rights, and especially the...
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Moishe had reached 60, so he went to see Dr. Myers for a full check-up. When he had finished, Dr. Myers said, "Relax, Moishe, you’re in very good shape. I...
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Benjy finally gives in. After weeks of nagging by his wife, he agrees to meet up with Dovid. Dovid was his elementary school classmate who he'd never had a...
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Four different types of engineers -- a mechanical engineer, chemical engineer, electrical engineer, and computer engineer -- were riding in their Jeep....
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After having dug to a depth of 1,000 meters last year, French scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1,000 years and came to the conclusion that...
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Itzik Smadar showed up to Tel Aviv Traffic Court to fight an expensive parking ticket he received. Itzik testified to the judge that a uniformed Policeman...
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Moshe Rabinowitz, known as a picky customer, comes to a small food shop and sees a new delivery of fresh fruit. "Give me two pounds of oranges and wrap every...
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Shmuel had a bad car accident involving a large truck. Weeks later, in court, the trucking company's high priced lawyer was questioning Shmuel. "Didn't you...
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Avi goes to his shadchan and says, "I must complain about that date you set up for me last week." "Oy!" says the shadchan. "So didn't your date with her go...
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Morty Applebaum had a very unpleasant appointment scheduled with an IRS auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr....
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A Yekke – an uptight Jew of German descent – decides to take the train from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. He books his trip weeks in advance and tells the travel...
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When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session. "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So...
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A Jew gets pulled over for speeding. Jew: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Sir, you were speeding. Jew: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license...
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Marty Mittleman was coming back from his nephew’s bar mitzvah party where he may have had a few too many l’chaims and he rear-ended the car in front of him....
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Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three...