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Rabbi Felder went to his shul office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the parking lot. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be...
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Ira Kantor was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Ira opened...
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Shmuel Shuster went straight from many years of Yeshiva into college. His parents were concerned that he might not have the necessary background in the...
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An army unit in the Israel Defense Force finished some training exercises and had a little down time before boarding their bus back to their army base. Just...
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Eli couldn’t contain his excitement – this was the first time in his life that he was going to ride an airplane. The plane took off and everything seemed to...
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Dr. Rosenzweig was a knowledgeable medical practitioner but struggled with his bedside manner. One morning, Dr. Rosenzweig walked into his office where one...
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"Our family can trace our ancestry back almost two thousand years to the great Rabbi Akiva," said Moshe Stern to his classmates at recess. Moshe turned to...
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Rabbi Epstein was a particularly tenacious Rabbi and couldn't stand seeing Jewish people getting drunk. So one day he went into a particular tavern...
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Two of Yerushalayim’s most eccentric characters are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now...
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It was Pesach and two Jewish attorneys, Saul and David, who worked downtown met at a food court to have lunch. Saul and David proceeded to produce matzah...
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Rabbi Goldberg was just a couple of months into his new job at Beth Israel Congregation and he decided it was time to visit the shul’s Sunday school. The...
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A man riding an Egged bus in Jerusalem was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, he turned to the man next to him and...
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At a nursing home, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains. "My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of...
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Dovid was getting ready for his first day of preschool and was a little bit nervous. Of course his parents were nervous too – their little boy, all grown up....
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Four friends from Yeshiva High School were enrolled in a Talmud studies class at New York University and had all managed to earn A's so far – after all, they...
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A farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open....
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Izzy rings the bell of a very wealthy person's house in New York and when the owner comes to the door, Izzy greets him. "Sholom Aleichem, Mr. Goldstein,”...
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David and Mazal Hadad were proudly sending their son Yossi off to the Israeli army. But they did have one concern: seeing as though this was his first time...
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Shloimie Rothman, a Hatzalah paramedic, was being interviewed by a local Jewish magazine. "What was your most unusual and challenging call?" the reporter...
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Chaim meets Arnold at their social club and asks how Abe's funeral went the other day. "It went OK, Chaim," replied Arnold, "but at the end of the Rabbi's...