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During his sermon one Shabbat morning, Rabbi Lewinsky heard two teenage girls in the back giggling and disturbing people. It was so distracting that he...
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Morty Applebaum was laying on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son David, the surgeon. Morty said, "David, think of it this way: If...
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Yaakov, a farmer living in Israel's lush Galilee region was giving a tour of his farm to his new mother in law. The newlywed farmer genuinely tried to be...
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Bill Gates decides to organize an enormous session of recruitment for a chairman position for Microsoft Europe. The 5000 candidates are all assembled in a...
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Chaim Yankel rented a sports car for the day and was speeding down the highway when he was pulled over by a police officer. Chaim Yankel didn't have his seat...
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A group of Israeli university students was taking a criminology course when the instructor told the class about a man who was described as a “mystic” who...
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Congregation Beth Israel was not a wealthy one, so Rabbi Silverman was dependent on his congregants for upkeep and maintenance of the shul. One time he asked...
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Teacher: "Define energy." Johnny: "I don’t remember the complete definition but I remember the last few words." Teacher: "Ok, say the last few words then."...
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When the ice-maker on his refrigerator broke, Shmuel decided to go to Home Depot to find the part to fix it himself. Because the sun was so bright that day...
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Things you shouldn't say to a traffic cop who pulled you over: I can only give you my driver's license if you hold my beer can. Is your gun a 9mm? Wait until...
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Some ways to annoy cops: 1. When he talks to you, act like you're deaf. 2. Does he complain about your speed? Tell him you were too drunk to notice. 3. Touch...
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Little Yitzi Goren was walking home from school in Jerusalem when he came across a police officer who had a dog in the back of his van – a K-9 unit. "Is that...
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Shloimy Shwartz had an adopted son who, at the age of only 14 was 6’1” and was a basketball prodigy. The boy was applying to an elite basketball camp, and a...
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Chaim Yankel and his wife Chaya Mushka lived on a farm in the famed city of Chelm, just yards away from the city of Minsk. Their land had been the subject of...
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One day Chaim Yankel Sapperstein decided that he wanted to learn how to do the laundry. He started with his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the...
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A rabbi and an Imam were discussing the best positions for prayer on a Jerusalem street, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Standing with your feet...
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One sunny day Chaim and Yaakov were driving down the road in Chaim’s car when he suddenly drove right through a red light. Yaakov thought this was a bit odd...
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Little Sammy and Davey were bragging about their fathers to one another. "My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?" "Yes," said...
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For the first time in his life Moshe Gold, a busy jeweler receives a letter telling him he is to be on Jury Duty. On the appointed day, he joins many other...
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Dave and Samantha Levy were on their first trip to Israel. They rented a car, had all of their guidebooks ready and had a full itinerary for their 10 day...