Today's Joke
Moishe Wasserman went to the kosher meat restaurant by his house and the head waiter came over and greeted him with a smile. "Good morning sir, may I take...
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One day, Smadar, a waitress at a Yerushalayim restaurant wanted to put her matchmaking skills to the test with one of her regular customers, a man named...
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Dave Rosenberg recently made Aliyah to Israel and was still getting used to the new bureaucracy. One day, he received a very strongly worded "second notice"...
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A rabbi, a priest and a minister are discussing when life begins. The priest says: "In our religion, life begins at conception." The minister says: "We...
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Talia Rosenberg, a young mother was preparing breakfast for her two young sons Moshe and Shmueli, 5 and 3 years old respectively. They were arguing over who...
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Two paramedics were dispatched to check on 92-year-old Moishe Applebaum who had become disoriented. They decided to take him to the hospital for evaluation....
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Little Itzik Goldshmit from Kibbutz Kfar Giladi in Israel was visiting his American cousin who lived in Florida. One day a farmer was driving along the road...
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Rivkah Epstein was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get...
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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Mediterranean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same...
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Moishe and Miriam had been married for 60 years and had no secrets except for one: Miriam kept in her closet a shoe box that she forbade Moishe from ever...
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Itzik Stern is not very well and is taken to a hospital in Yerushalayim. As soon as he arrives, he's checked over by a specialist and is quickly sent to...
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Sally Epstein went to the police station with her friend Channah to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. Sally said,...
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A rabbi was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.The group had surrounded a...
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Einstein dies and goes to heaven, only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry,...
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Shmuel and a couple of his non-Jewish acquaintances from work are playing poker when the police raid the game. Turning to one of the non-Jews, the lead...
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A new flood was predicted and nothing could prevent it. In three days, the waters would wipe out the world. The head of Buddhism appeared on worldwide media...
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David Epstein was a wealthy philanthropist in his community and often received visits from those seeking tzedakah at his house. One evening, David received a...
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After 10 years of marriage, Chaim and his wife Rivkah already had 8 kids. When Chaim was forced to move because of his job, he was having a very hard time...
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The New York City Public Schools have officially declared Jewish English, now dubbed Hebronics, as a second language. Backers of the move say the city...
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Freda is getting worried. Her husband Bernie walked out of their house earlier that day and hasn't returned. At 9pm she goes to her local police station to...