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Sometime in the 1970s a shipment of meat arrived in a town in the Soviet Union . The townspeople line up at the town store to wait to be given their rations....
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Robert White's investment business was expanding and as a shrewd and diligent business owner he decided to hire in-house counsel to save some money. He began...
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Tony, a strong young man who worked at a New York construction site, was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of...
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Two men, moderately proficient in Yiddish, were lamenting the fact that there are Yiddish expressions that you can't translate well into English, and that...
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Berel and Schmerel had put on a few too many pounds recently and they realized it was time to do something about it.“That’s it, I’m going on a diet!” Berel...
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Moishe and Miriam Kaplan moved away from the city to a farm as that had always been Miriam’s dream. Moishe was having trouble making ends meet on the farm so...
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Lionel is flying from New York to LA. He boards his plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a heavy, mean-looking, giant of a man sits next...
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In the middle of a concert in Israel, the lead singer asks the audience for some quiet. Then he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in...
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Moishie and Yankie Applebaum, aged five and three, fight too much for their parents' liking. One afternoon, their mother sent them to their rooms yet again...
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Rabbi Weinstein was teaching his 3rd grade class the story of Lot and his wife. Rabbi Weinstein described that when Lot's wife looked back at Sodom she...
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Two old friends met by chance on the street.After chatting for some time one said to the other, "I'm terribly sorry, but I've forgotten your name. You'll...
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The President sat down with his cabinet to discuss a proposal from the prime minister of Israel. "The prime minister wants to challenge you to a game of golf...
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Ethel and Herman Goldstein have a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can’t sleep, Ethel goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells Ethel to tie a...
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David and Shira Stern had a wedding to go to and needed a wedding gift. “Do we really have to shell out more cash for another wedding I don’t want to go to?”...
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Adam woke up suddenly, sweating all over. ”What’s wrong”, asked his wife Chana. ”Are you OK?” “I just dreamed that I died!” responded a shaken Adam. “And it...
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Moshe is taken to hospital for a series of tests and not long after, Doctor Morris enters Moishe's room. "Moshe," says Doctor Morris, "I'm sorry to have to...
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One day, Yaakov is in middle of davening when Arthur, the town "grouch," passes by. "Why in the world are you praying?" asks Arthur. "You're wasting your...
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It was the first day of school. The previous principal had just retired and Rabbi Schwartz the new principal just started. As Rabbi Schwartz made his rounds,...
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After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Chaim Yankel fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later, he came...
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Late one night David Stern was driving from Tel Aviv to northern Israel and he stopped at a 24 hour gas station that had a makolet to get a freshly-brewed...