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Rivkah has been going through some hard times of late and has to cut down on her grocery bills. Recently she went to a local market to negotiate for some...
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At his 103rd birthday party, Zadie Herman Rosenbaum was asked by his great grandson Shmueli if he planned to be around for his 104th."I certainly do,...
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Mrs. Rosenberg complained to her daughter's teacher that someone in school was taking her daughter's new pencils."That's terrible," replied the teacher. "I...
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Beth Israel synagogue in New York provides marriage seminars: some are for women, some are for men and some for couples.At the men’s seminar last week, the...
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Rabbi Rabbinowitz’s appointment as the shul’s new Rabbi coincided with the shul’s appeal for aid for the victims of an earthquake that had just taken place...
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Some choice in-flight announcements:"Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move...
Purim Joke
My dear son, Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive. I am writing this letter slowly because I know you can’t read fast. You won’t know the...
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A group of tourists from Israel is visiting many of the famous sites in England. This afternoon, they are visiting Runnymede. Their guide tells the party,...
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Howard Rosenberg was a leading District Attorney in New York known for his work ethic and his wit. He had dedicated over a year to a murder trial that was...
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Miriam Sapperstein had been gaining weight steadily for many years and her doctor recommended that she go on a doctor assisted weight loss program. Every...
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James and his long-suffering wife Sofia are lining up in their local bank when two thiefs run into the bank. Each is wearing a handkerchief around his mouth...
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"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand."If I wasn't under...
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A group of senior IDF military officers were being given a tour at a new high tech military intelligence facility. Itzik, the intelligence officer hosting...
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Two rival businessmen meet in the Warsaw train station. "Where are you going?" says the first man."To Minsk," says the second."To Minsk, eh? What a nerve you...
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Old Morty Epstein was testifying as a witness to an automobile accident. The following exchange took place between Morty and the lawyer:Lawyer: "Did you...
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Moishe Feldman, a young lawyer, decided to go out on his own and open his own law firm.He'd rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques but...
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Heshy and Izzie have breakfast together every morning at the local bagel shop.“You won’t believe what happened to me last night,” says Heshy.“I was so...
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The children at King David Elementary school were lining up for the class picture and their teacher, Rabbi Epstein was trying to persuade them to pose...
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A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop in Israel where Yaakov and his friend Yossi were waiting."Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch...
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John, an engineer, was on a business trip in the Amazon with his company and two coworkers, when they were all captured by a local tribe and were about to be...