Today's Joke
The husband had just finished reading the book, "Man of the House."He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.Pointing a finger in her...
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Hymie is sitting in the dentist's chair and is just about to have some extensive and expensive cosmetic work carried out on his teeth. Moshe his dentist...
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Rivkah Epstein walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,” Rivkah said. "What's your secret...
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The obituary editor of the Jerusalem Post is not one to admit his mistakes easily. One day he got a phone call from an irate subscriber. The caller...
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Precocious Little Moishie Goldberg was just starting fourth grade but went back to the third grade classroom for old time sake."Hello Moishie," said Mrs....
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Mendy and Mushkie were Chabad emissaries in Okinawa, Japan, and they were expecting their first baby. When the good news came, they called their parents...
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Son: Dad, You are my hero.Dad: Really?Son: Yes. Can you give me an autograph with your eyes closed?Dad: Well, yes, of course.Son: That's great! Then here,...
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Old Morris Weisenstein had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of...
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Rachel went away to a liberal arts college on the West Coast and promptly became an avid animal rights activist. When she returned home for Chanukah she...
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A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Rabbi are discussing what they would like people to say after they die and their bodies are on display in...
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Old Moshe Kestenbaum witnessed a burglary so he was called to testify at the trial.The defense lawyer asked Moshe, "Did you see my client commit this...
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Judy Goldstein and Dovid Horowitz were getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. Judy calls her mother with some bad news. "Mom," she...
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Michoel made his neighbors proud by being the first member of his town to be accepted into medical school.While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray...
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A high school dropout, an accountant and an actuary applied for a job. Each was asked how much is 1+1. The dropout said, "Uh, I think 3.”The accountant took...
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A police car pulled up in front of Grandma Bessie's house, and Grandpa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he was...
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What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer."Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.Trying to...
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David and Shirley Felder were in Israel to visit family and went out for breakfast to a restaurant where the special was two eggs, a bagel and a coffee for 6...
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Ethel Rubinstein was celebrating her 80th birthday when she received a jury-duty notice. She called the clerk’s office to remind them that she was exempt...
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Little Moishie Morris wanted a new clock for his room. So he went to the clock counter at the department store. But the store clerk helped all of the adult...
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One day Dovid, a farm boy, accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn while traveling on one of the country roads. The farmer who lived nearby was riding...