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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments "You look terrible. What's the problem?""My mother died in...
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A first grade teacher tells her class that she is American and asks them to raise their hands if they are American.All of their hands explode into the air...
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Three men are sitting on a beach in Jamaica talking about how they all ended up there. The first man says, "I ran a superstore out in California. But...
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A British man, Frenchman, and American are on an African safari when they are captured by cannibals. The cannibal leader addresses them, "I'm sorry...
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Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles...
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There is an old Jewish lady watching a MPAA screening where they rate movies. She is screening this old remake of a Roman movie. In the middle of the movie...
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Two Israeli taxicab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?" "Well," the other...
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Two drunk Irishmen are in a graveyard. Paddy starts reading the gravestones. "Mick," he says, "Would you look at this -- a fellow here was 90 when he died!"...
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The Edelstein family from New York was getting a guided tour through one of the ancient crusader forces in the land of Israel. "This place," their tour guide...
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There were three men: one Scottish, one Irish, and one Jewish. Every day they went to work. They were builders, working on the top of a building.One day, the...
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Dr. Jacobs finished his examination and informed Herman that he was in perfect health. "But what about my headaches?" Herman moaned. "I'm not at all worried...
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Moishe Tupperman prided himself on being the best piano tuner in the city. And boy, if you waited too long to call Tupperman’s Tuners, he would let you have...
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Sarah Rosenberg wanted her husband Shaul to take off a day next week to visit her folks, so he went in to see his boss. "Sir, can I have a day off next week...
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Sarah Rosenberg took her parents out for an evening show – a well-known magician – and she schlepped her husband Sholom along. After one particularly amazing...
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Ben got a job at an economy motel working at the front desk. A guest checking in, a Mr. John Robinson ordered a 6 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, Mr....
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Mordechai had been out of work for a year now. He wasn’t sure if it was his education or his interview skills that were preventing him from obtaining a new...
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Shlomo managed to obtain his PhD in psychology and opened a practice. But his real dream was to be an expert witness in court and soon enough he got his...
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Four surgeons at Jerusalem’s Hadassah hospital are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. Dr. Hadari says, "I like to see accountants on my...
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Moishe Sapperstein was a new recruit in the British Army. On his first day, an officer came up to him and said, "What is your name?""Moishe Sapperstein," he...
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Yankel Epstein decided that it was time to get in shape, so he took up jogging and signed up for the New York City Marathon. Problem was, he wasn’t that...