Dovid is telling a new joke to Yossi. "Yitzchak and Chaim were talking one day..."

Right away, Yossi interrupts him. "Always with the Jewish jokes! Give it a rest! Why do your jokes always have to be about Jews? Just change the names to another ethnic group for once, Dovid!"

So Dovid starts again, "Hashimoto and Suzuki were talking one day at their nephew's Bar Mitzvah...."

Today's joke was taken from ChabadRochester.com.