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A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the...
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It was the man’s first trip by airplane. He was frightened and nervous. As the engines began to roar, he gripped the arms of his seat, closed his eyes, and...
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My flight is getting ready to be pushed back from the gate when I get tapped on the shoulder from a lady sitting behind me. "We are so blessed today, we have...
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"Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy, while holding out her hand. "My dog ate it," was his solemn response. "Johnny, I...
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A lady moved from Phoenix to Seattle and when she arrived it was raining. While she moved in, it rained. The next day it rained, and the next, and then the...
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A man was very sick. Doctors feared the worst. He is at home one day, resting in his bed. He looks up and says, "Is my wife here?" His wife replies, "Yes,...
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Joe Biden was walking through Manhattan and saw a long queue. Wondering what is was for, he joined it. People would look over their shoulder, see that is was...
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The Japanese Prime Minister was invited to USA for a meeting with President Biden. The translator in Japan told him that when he sees Biden he should greet...
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Itzik Epstein enrolled in the elite Israeli Paratrooper unit called “Tzanchanim” and while its soldiers are known for their bravado, Itzik was a little...
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An old man goes over to his friend and gives him $1,000,000 and says, "When I die please bury me with either the money I just gave you or something you...
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Michael Rosen was arrested for embezzling $100,000 from the bank in order to pay for his kids’ Jewish school tuition.As the policeman, who also had kids in...
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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he...
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While addressing the Soviet Council, Stalin gets a note: "Somebody plans to kill you."Stalin continues his speech undisturbed. Then he receives a second...
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Stalin fell into a pond and was going under water for the third time. A local farmer saw him, jumped in and pulled him out of the water and to safety. The...
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The following is allegedly the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995,...
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The Jewish Chronicle had heard that Benjy was coming up to his 108th birthday so they sent one of their reporters to interview him."How do you account for...
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Isaac was a very successful marketing director. Sadly, his wife Rivka dies. At the cemetery, Isaac's friends and family are appalled to see that the...
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Fun things to do on the first day of schoolThis is for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you do any of these things on the first day of...
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Israel's economy is in a bad way, inflation is getting higher and immigrants are flooding in from all over the world. Problems, problems, problems, but what...
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Howard was 90 years old, very ill and in the hospital, and his Rabbi went to pay him a visit.As the Rabbi walked up to the bed, Howard 's condition began to...