Today's Joke
Several days ago, as I left a meeting at a hotel, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets....
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David's father meets the school principal and asks, "So, how is my David behaving in school?" The Principal replies, "Your David, wow! If only there were 3...
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Sam, Abbe and Moishe were waiting in line to get into Heaven. When Sam gets to the front of the line, the Angel said, "Before you can enter you must tell me...
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Jimmy received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was a swear word; those...
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It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new chief, who was really a Jew dressed like an Indian, if the winter was going to be...
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Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that...
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Bush was very curious about how the Jewish people knew everything before he did. So he called the FBI and asked them to figure it out.One week later they...
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Max, a union head, is addressing a union meeting at a certain unnamed Israeli government-owned company."Comrades - Chaverim! We have agreed on a new deal...
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An office employee, knowing his boss was off for the day ,transferred the office telephone to his own cell phone and took it with him to play golf.The boss...
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Mr. & Mrs. Goldberg had just got married. On their way to their home, Mr. Goldberg said to his new wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left...
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The Israeli representative at the United Nations General Assembly began a speech recently with the following anecdote:"Before beginning my talk I want to...
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A police officer stops Yankel for speeding and reckless driving and asks him very nicely if he could see his license.Yankel replied in a huff, "I wish you...
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An old crippled man was just about as close to death as possible. His family of five--a beautiful wife and four children--stood around his deathbed awaiting...
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Two women were riding a bus and arguing about the window."If this window is open," one woman declared, "I will catch cold, and probably die!""If the window...
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Moishe and his teenage son Michael were having another heated conversation. “You just don’t understand me, Dad,” Michael cried, "I need excitement,...
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David Goldstein was in the heavenly court with the Almighty Himself presiding along with the angel who was assigned as his defense attorney and the angel...
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A rabbi told his congregation, "Next week I plan to give a sermon about the lying. To help you understand my speech, I want you all to read Exodus chapter...
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Old Moishe Rosenberg was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter from the local Jewish newspaper who was on hand asked him, "Mr. Rosenberg,...
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A tourist is traveling in Northern Israel with his tour guide Dudu when he comes across an ancient synagogue. The tourist is fascinated with the synagogue,...
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Professor Hadari was teaching advanced map reading in his earth sciences class at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem. After explaining about latitude,...