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At the Henry Street Hebrew School, Mr. Goldblatt, the new teacher, finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the usual question period."Mr. Goldblatt,"...
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Harry Rosenberg was known as a brilliant trial lawyer. He once defended a bus driver against claims that his negligence had caused injury to a young man's...
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Moishe got a new job and one afternoon soon after he started, he entered John Cooper’s office and declared: "Boss, I know everybody in the world."Obviously,...
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On the fast of Tisha B'Av after shacharis, Rabbi Menzies sees a very worried looking Morry Schwartz walking towards him. His face is white and his eyes are...
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The kids filed back into Mrs. Carter’s class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on...
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The time is the French Revolution.Yossi lived in a small village and one day, his friend Roberto came to see him after returning from a trip to Paris. Yossi...
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Recently, my husband put his car in reverse and accidentally drove it into a wall. He took it to his mechanic, who replaced the dented bumper.A few days...
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A fellow with a very sore shoulder went to his doctor for a consultation."It looks like it's just inflamed," the doctor said as he looked at the x-rays. "A...
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Patient: "Doctor, can you tell me what are your fees?"Doctor: "For the 1st visit I charge $2,000 and the 2nd visit is free."Patient: "Okay Doctor, then this...
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I went to see my doctor this morning. "Some one decided to graffiti my house last night!" I raged."So why are you telling me?" the doctor asked."I can't...
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A young nurse is watching an operation for the first time. "Excuse me, please," she asks the doctor. "But what are you doing?""This woman swallowed a golf...
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Mr. Smith was a traveling salesman and frequent flyer, so he was always very, VERY careful to mark his luggage so that no one would mistakenly take his bags....
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During the 'rush hour' at Houston's Hobby Airport, a flight was delayed due to a mechanical problem.Since they needed the gate for another flight, the...
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A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time everyone come out and he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so...
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Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them.One man takes a jug...
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Passing an office building late one night, the lady saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman."She did so, and after several minutes she heard a...
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After a day of grueling maneuvers under the blazing Texas sun, the platoon stood in front of the barracks. "All right, maggots, think about this," bellowed...
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George W. Bush was getting off Air Force One in Israel, when he walked passed Moshe Rabbeinu, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moshe and said, "I...
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An Israeli and an Iranian are sitting under a tree.A caterpillar falls on the Israeli, who looks at it in disgust and flicks it onto the Iranian. The Iranian...