Today's Joke
A Rabbi dies and goes up to the gates of heaven. Before he's let in, the angel in charge has to consult with G-d for a long period of time if he deserves a...
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Mary McDonough was at the airport in New York, scheduled to board an El Al plane to Israel to visit her husband Jim who was working for the United Nations...
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Dave and Cyndi Epstein were on a trip to Israel and decided to rent a car so that they could drive around and see the sites. As Dave pulled into a crowded...
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Itzik Hadar was driving home from his job in Tel Aviv when he was pulled over for not wearing a seat belt. Two days later—same ticket, same cop.“Nu,” the...
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Berel and Shmerel are neighbors. Not exactly friends, but not enemies either. "Frenemies" they would say.One day, Berel and Shmerel are in a bank, when,...
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A man walks into a Mexican bookstore in Times Square.Man (walks up to cashier): Do you have that book Trump wrote about the Mexican banishment?Cashier...
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David and Rachel Epstein’s once happy married life was on the rocks because of the presence in the household of old Aunt Sarah.For seventeen long years she...
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Moishe called Dr. Finkelstein's office for an appointment."I'm sorry," said the receptionist, "we can't fit you in for at least two weeks.""But I could be...
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The big red "F" stared back at young Moishie on his exam paper.Moishie’s friend Shmueli looked at his glum friend and asked, "Why did you get such a low...
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David asks his teacher, “Can someone be punished for something that he didn't do?"The teacher answers, "No, of course not. That would be unfair."David...
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Russian President Khrushchev visited a monkey zoo and was photographed there. In a newspaper's office, a discussion is under way what should be the caption...
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The KGB is interrogating a Russian suspected of being an anti-Soviet."What would you do if they opened the borders?" the KGB agent asks. "I would climb a...
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of...
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke...
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Maurice and Isaac found themselves sitting next to each other in a New York bar. After a while, Maurice looks at Isaac and says, "I can't help but think,...
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Mordechai, his wife, and their three children have just finished their shopping and decide to get a taxi back home. So he hails a cab and says to the driver,...
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Danny is going on vacation to Israel. He arrives at JFK Airport and goes to have his luggage checked in."Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your...
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Yankel always worried about everything all his life. But one day his coworkers noticed Yankel seemed like a changed man.They remarked that he didn’t seem to...
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A woman calls her husband at work and says to him, “I have good news and bad news for you.”He says to her, “I’m really sorry dear, but I’m very busy at the...
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A middle-aged man sitting at an airport bar in JFK noticed a handsome young man sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, he must be a flight...