The big red "F" stared back at young Moishie on his exam paper.

Moishie’s friend Shmueli looked at his glum friend and asked, "Why did you get such a low grade on that test?"

"Because of an absence," Moishie answered.

"You mean you were absent on the day of the test?" Shmueli questioned.

Little Moishie replied, "No, but the kid who sits next to me was."

Today's joke was taken from Aish.com