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Sitting on the side of the highway, waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself,...
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Two Jews were standing and talking on a Moscow street. One of them did not have official papers permitting him to be in Moscow at the time. When a police...
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A big-time developer from Dallas was visiting Israel. As his Israeli host was taking him around, he pointed to a new 20-story apartment-complex and...
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A man shows up to work one day with bandages on both of his ears. “Oy—what happened to you?” his co-worker asks empathetically.“Don’t ask,” the man replies....
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A police officer in a small town in Israel stopped a motorist who was speeding down the main street. "But officer," Itzik began, "I can explain.""Just be...
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A Russian judge walks out of the courtroom, laughing loudly. A colleague asks, "What is it that you are laughing about?""Ah, I just heard an excellent...
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The captain of a Syrian Air Force transport flying over the Mediterranean sends out a MAYDAY message:“This is Syrian Air Force #174 announcing we have lost...
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A British man, a French man and a Spanish man are caught stealing in a foreign country.They are prosecuted and the judge sentences them all to 100 lashes...
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The commanding officer at the Russian military academy (the equivalent of a 4-star general in the U.S.) gave a lecture on Potential Problems and Military...
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A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.Upon returning to England from the South American...
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An Army general was in Washington for a meeting and decided to call his base for a report. A young private answered the phone."I'd like an inventory report...
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A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick. The passengers all look at each other in disbelief.The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,...
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On vacation, a woman and her husband had to make an emergency visit to the dentist.”I want a tooth pulled," the woman demanded. "And don't bother with the...
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It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new...
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A man comes up to the owner of a lumberjack business and says, “I need a job and I think I’m pretty good.”The owner replied, “Okay, show me what you can do,...
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As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter...
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An American soldier, a British soldier, and a Belgian soldiers crash into German territory in World War 2.Since it's 1944 and the Germans still have hope,...
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An Alberta couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their...
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Two teenagers are walking on a boiling hot day. Suddenly they see a sign on the gate of a pool saying:“Pool Closed. No swimming allowed.”One of the teenagers...
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Darryl and Harold were in a mental institution. The place had an unusual annual contest, picking two of the best patients and giving them two questions. If...