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I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted ‘crazy’ then he would tell me...
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Israel is a country where the same drivers who shout at you will immediately pull over and offer you all forms of help if you look like you need it.Israel is...
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4 college students had an exam. They decided to go party instead and come up with an excuse the next day. They walk in the next day and tell the professor...
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During the Six Day War, a group of Israeli soldiers found themselves behind a sand berm in the desert about 100 yards from a group of Egyptian...
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Arafat and his driver are driving along in Gaza. Suddenly a dog runs out on the street and they run it over. Arafat feels terrible and tells his driver, “Go...
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America, Israel and Poland are sending up a two year shuttle mission with one astronaut from each country. Since it’s going to be two years up there, each...
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A guide is showing a group of Israeli tourists the world famous Niagara Falls. “I’ll bet you don’t have anything like that in Israel!” said the tour...
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During his talk, the captain asks, “OK, here’s an easy question for you. Suppose you saw an employee fall overboard. What should you do?”David, one of the...
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A time traveler went back in time and saw a CIA agent.Time traveler: What year is it?CIA Agent: 1963Time traveler: Before or after JFK wa...CIA Agent:...
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The first student walks into the room, where he will take an oral history test.The teacher asked, "Who is the father of communism?"The first student replied,...
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At 8PM one night, a pilot who had run out of fuel made an emergency landing at a top-secret government base. He was quickly surrounded by security and taken...
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A boy and his dad are walking through the streets.Boy: "What does the word drunk mean?"Dad: "Well, for example, do you see those two policemen over there? If...
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Reporters CNN Journalist Christianne Amanpour and Former CBS Journalist Dan Rather, and an Israeli sergeant were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The...
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A young Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother, “Guess what, Mom? Today I was the only one who could answer the teacher’s question.”His...
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Obama meets the Queen of England. He asks how she runs such an efficient government.Queen: I only surround myself with intelligent people.Obama: How do you...
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The heads of the all the Middle East countries have a plan to finally get rid of Israel. They request a meeting with the Israeli Premier and say, “These...
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy Father and thy...
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A Jewish woman wants to take her dog to Israel, so she goes to the travel agent to find out how. He says, “It’s easy. You go to the airline, they give you a...
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An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night. "There was a huge parade down Pennsylvania Avenue celebrating Trump. Millions...
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A Colombian drug dealer, a Brooklyn Mafioso and a Mossad agent were sentenced to death in Iran.Each was asked whether he had any last wishes.The Colombian...