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A History Professor is welcoming a fresh intake of undergraduates and decides it is worth having a little fun to settle down the nervous young adults.He...
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A young lawyer, defending a businessman in a lawsuit, feared he was losing the case and asked his senior partner if he should send a box of cigars to the...
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An Arab and a Jew go to a pastry shop.The Arab whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn’t notice.The Arab says to the Jew:...
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A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. “Ouch!” the Chinese man says. “What...
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While conducting a routine inspection, the colonel arrived at the mess hall door where he met 2 KPs (Kitchen Patrol) with a large soup kettle."Let me taste...
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Sam was always late for classes. The three phones and two alarm clocks he kept near his bed were of no help; he simply could not open his eyes in the...
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A retired Army General moves into a new apartment after quitting service. Over the next few weeks, his new neighbors realized that on the weekends he would...
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When I went to get my driver’s license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me...
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Lenin was on the deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.Lenin says: "Joseph... I'm not sure you're the right man to lead the country after me. I don't...
Vote for Change Results & Today's Joke
Thank you to all the subscribers who voted for change to Sameach email frequency. Most of the respondents voted to keep the emails coming daily. There will...
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A circus performer was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, he noticed several machetes in the car.He asked...
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One night Mrs. Eisenberg stumbled into her local Brooklyn police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to...
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Two Israelis are sitting on the beach in Tel Aviv, reading.One has got a quality newspaper, the other an antisemitic rag. "Why on earth are you reading...
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A boy and his dad are walking through the streetsBoy: "What does the word drunk mean?"Dad: "Well, for example, do you see those two policemen over there? If...
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Henry Kissinger was having a discussion with Golda Meir, and he said, "I should have you know that when it comes to me, first I’m Secretary of State, then...
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It was close to curfew in Soviet Russia, and two policemen see a man running. One of the policemen shoots the running man dead."Why did you do that? It isn't...
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Two policemen call the station on their radio."Hello. Is this the Sarge?""Yes?""We have a case here, Sarge. A woman has shot her husband dead for stepping on...
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A mummy was found in Egypt.The archaeologists could not determine its origin. Then a Soviet adviser offered his help.The mummy was delivered to the Soviet...
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The US ambassador was meeting the North Korea ambassador. During the meeting, wanting to impress the Korean, the American ambassador started boasting."Last...
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Ben, a taxi driver working the midnight shift was exhausted after a few fares, and decided he needed to take a nap. Parking behind a convenience store, he...