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A British soldier parachutes down from his plane and he's found, in very bad shape, and transferred to the medical wing of a German prisoner of war...
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Pilot over intercom: We’re all gonna die!Passengers start freaking outPilot: All of us will one day, no one knows when!Passengers sigh with reliefPilot: But...
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An Arab enters a taxi.After he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the...
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Two Irish hunters from Belfast hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip home,...
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Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and...
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I asked my dad why he became a pilot. He said, "to conquer my greatest fear.""The fear of flying?" I asked."No," said dad. "The fear of dying alone."Today's...
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Esther Fishbein's husband, Morty, had a few good seasons at work and finally the Fishbeins moved to a fancy shmancy neighborhood. Being just a butcher's...
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A pessimist is sitting next to an optimist.The pessimist sighs loudly. “Things couldn’t get any worse,” says the pessimist.“Sure they could!” says the...
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Two hunters are crawling through the underbrush when one of them suddenly falls to the ground.The other guy checks for a heartbeat and finds none so he calls...
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NAn Arab guy needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood type in case the need arises.Because the gentleman had...
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A German spy infiltrated a British navy ship. The captain, unknowingly, strikes up a conversation with the chap at dinner.Captain: "These Germans think...
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A man saw a friend on the other side of the road. He ran over and said: “Mr. Sofer! I’m so glad to see you!”Then he said: “What a change! You used to have a...
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Peter, a well known anti-Semite, walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by with a kippah and tzitzis. He doesn’t have to be...
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A man is standing in a bread line in Soviet Russia. He is mumbling to himself. "No bread, no milk, no meat, what a shame."Two policemen walking around hear...
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Yechiel was standing over his new son’s crib, staring intently.He didn’t know that his wife, Sarah, was standing in the doorway watching him. She saw a...
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A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he...
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Bill, Jim and Scott were at a convention together sharing a large suite at the top of a 75-story hotel. After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to...
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President Biden just returned from China. While he was there the premier of China gave him a gift of a beautiful bolt of cloth. When President Biden...
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It’s the yahrtzeit of Herman Mendelbaum’s death and his widow decides to make a pilgrimage to the cemetery to recite a prayer over his grave and place a...
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A little boy wanted $100 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write G-d a letter requesting the $100.When the postal...