Today's Joke
An old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as he delivered a long speech. Finally the mayor could stand it no longer, so...
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A traffic cop flagged down a motorist and said, "I’m arresting you for going through three red lights.""Yeah, well, I’m color blind," said the motorist."In...
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Grandad was reminiscing about the good old days...“When I was a lad, Momma would send me down to the corner store with a dollar, and I’d come back with five...
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A Jew is in Germany. He stops a local and asks “Tell me, do you like Jews?”The local says, “Of course I like Jews!”The Jew says thank you and walks on. He...
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A man had front row, 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. “No,”...
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The Italian says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have wine.”The Frenchman says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have cognac.”The Russian says, “I’m tired and...
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A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.“What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?”“Throw out an...
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A police officer pulls over a woman for speeding.Officer: License and registration, please.Driver: It must be in here somewhere… (rummaging in her...
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An old Jewish man was finally allowed to leave the Soviet Union, to emigrate to Israel.When he was searched at the Moscow airport, the customs official found...
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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it.If any mischief...
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On a Northwest Airways flight from Atlanta, Georgia, a well attired middle-aged woman found herself sitting next to a man wearing a kippah.She called the...
Special Purim Joke (In Honor of our Subscribers in Yerushalayim)
Memo from Director General to Manager:Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two...
Special Purim Joke
A memo from El Al to JetBlue employees:Subject: Unique aspects of a flight to IsraelDear JetBlue employees:Welcome to the El Al family – or as we say in...
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Mexico had a really bad earthquake and 2 million Mexicans died. Many countries sent over support. France sent over people to help rebuild the cities. Spain...
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Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.On a tour of the...
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY:...
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A pretty little girl named Jane was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home.Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand...
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A great alternative to body scanners at airports... The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come...
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Mark and his wife were driving along a country road.They weren't speaking to each other due to an earlier argument. As they passed a particularly rural...
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An IDF general asks a young soldier, “What will you do if you see 20 soldiers coming to attack you?”The soldier says, “I would take an Uzi and shoot...