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Many wanted to have Stalin's head, even his officials and the KGB.One day at the Red Square, Stalin was giving a speech in front of the public. The KGB...
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A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Israel. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Israelis?"The salesman...
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At the conclusion of the Shabbat services, the congregants of Beth Israel synagogue filed out toward of the sanctuary to the kiddush. As one of them left, he...
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Israelis and Arabs are fighting a battle. From the Israeli side, a machine gun fires, “bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.” From the Arab side, a rifle goes...
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One cheery day, a Texas billionaire was visiting Moscow on business. Russian president Putin was giving him the grand tour, Ukraine, St. Petersburg and...
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Bibi Netanyahu is traveling. The clerk asks him, "Name?"He answers, "Binyamin Netanyahu."The clerk asks, "Occupation?""WE WON IT IN A DEFENSIVE WAR AND...
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Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and...
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Ebrahim Raisi, President of Iran, called President Biden on the phone late one night."I’ve had a remarkable dream, Mr. Biden,” he said, “and it’s something...
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A very rich lawyer is approached by the United Way. The man from the United Way is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000 last year but didn’t donate...
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The phone rings at KGB headquarters.“Hello?”“Hello, is this KGB?”“Yes. What do you want?”“I’m calling to report my neighbor Yosef Rabinovitz as an enemy of...
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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”“Give me two reasons why...
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Did you hear about the Israeli who sent a message to the organizers of the Egyptian protesters?He said “Don’t attack the pyramids. We Jews WILL NOT come back...
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An Irishman, Frenchman, Englishman and Israeli are sitting in a pub.The Irishman says: “I have a bit of change left, I’m thinking of buying Citibank.”The...
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Two Mossad agents are waiting to ambush Ahmedinnajad in a dark alley, they were tipped off that he would pass by that alley at 12:30. They wait until 12:30...
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Osama Bin Laden was once taking a long distance train somewhere in Europe and sitting in the first class section. A Jew was also sitting there and smoking....
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What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?The Italian – throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.The Frenchman – takes out the fly, and drinks...
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Moshe Dayan was driving down a highway in Israel in a big rush, so he floored the accelerator and, much to his chagrin, got stopped by a traffic officer for...
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A guy is partying in Tel Aviv in a local pub and suddenly noticed he lost his wallet. He got up on the bar and shouted, “Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, I’ve...
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An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3 day pass.The CO says, “Are you crazy? You just joined the Israeli army, and you...
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Rabbi Levy is having difficulty delivering his usual Shabbos sermon. His new bifocals are making him feel extremely dizzy and he keeps on pausing to remove...