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A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said: "I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here."Put up your hand if you are the laziest."When 24 men...
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Flying on Obama’s private plane, Obama looked at Joe Biden, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make...
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If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a...
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A Russian spy under the alias of “Joe Smith” is arrested by American officials. He is put in an interrogation room and confronted by an official, Agent...
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A Marine is sitting in a pub and leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a paratrooper joke?''The guy next to him replies, ''Well, before you...
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An off-duty soldier took a train. When the train reached its first stop, a general walked in, and the soldier stood up. The General said, "At ease soldier,...
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A Russian worker standing in a liquor line says, "I have had enough, save my place, I am going to shoot Stalin." Two hours later he returns to claim his...
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A high-ranking Nazi official visiting Switzerland asks what a certain public building is for. "That's our Navy Ministry," his Swiss host explains. The Nazi...
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Hillary Clinton is elected president and on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him,...
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In the 1970s, a middle-aged man got upset with his neighbor and spilled a flower pot full of water out his window onto her. She got very upset and pressed...
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Putin and Obama meet in Moscow. They're debating the merits of their respective societies. They argue about moral values and which country is doing better....