Moshe was 88 years old and went to see his financial advisor.
“So what do you think is an appropriate investment for me?” asked Moshe.

“Well,” replied the advisor, “I have found a terrific investment that will double your money in 5 years.”

“Are you meshugge,” said Moshe, “a five year investment? Why, at my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”
 


Today's joke was taken from ChabadRochester.com.