Even the courthouse has a patched blanket wall, sad

$ · September 29, 2023

Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 9/29/23 Believe me, if there's one bit of empathy doing this blog for multiple decades has granted me, it's the understanding...

Dennis is CANCELLED (from existence itself)

$ · September 28, 2023

Dennis the Menace, 9/28/23 Look, Mr. Wilson, I know your irritating neighbor has pushed you to the brink of madness, but when a couple renews their vows,...

Why does Dagwood go to the barber all the time when his hair is always the same length

$ · September 27, 2023

Crock, 9/27/23 It might seem incongruent to think of colonizers as sentimental, but many have a certain image of the colonized as a backwards but noble...

The dogs are in on it too, this is worse than we thought

$ · September 26, 2023

Hagar the Horrible, 9/26/23 That big sweatball coming off of Lucky Eddie in the first panel tells the whole story here. "Ha ha, I'm a guy who's crazy about...

Soapy Monday

$ · September 25, 2023

Gasoline Alley, 9/25/23 Oh, man, were you wondering what happened in the story of the lost little boy who was about to be taken away from his talking bear...

Did he have those custom made, or did he paint them, or what

$ · September 24, 2023

Pardon My Planet, 9/24/23 Man, I have to say that I wildly misinterpreted this comic at first, thinking this dude was doing some kind of corporate...

Saturday quickies

$ · September 23, 2023

Pluggers, 9/23/23 Not sure if the joke here is supposed to be "pluggers are bad at using tools" or "pluggers plan in advance for possible accidents," but...

Metapost: COTY? No, COTW

$ · September 22, 2023

This week's top comment won't get a major award at a banquet, but it's still worthy of praise! "Naturally there's a whole back room set up, complete with...

Bird facts Friday

$ · September 22, 2023

Shoe, 9/22/23 Perfesser Cosmo Fishhawk is, according to the (alarmingly detailed) table in the Shoe Wikipedia page, an osprey, and ospreys, according to the...

I'm not married to it being human, I guess

$ · September 21, 2023

Blondie, 9/21/23 Way back in 2006 -- which, I take no pleasure in reporting, was a full 17 years ago -- there was a weird rash of syndicated newspaper comic...

RETVRN to Worthian tradition, reject Wilburian modernity

$ · September 20, 2023

Mary Worth, 9/20/23 You know, if you're a Worth-head come lately, you might think of Mary Worth as a strip primarily about a core rotating cast of characters...

Tuesday quickies

$ · September 19, 2023

Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 9/19/23 Sadly, due to the free availability of firearms and ongoing unchecked clan warefare, PTSD is endemic among the...

The alien on the right is EXTREMELY high

$ · September 18, 2023

Slylock Fox, 9/18/23 I love how the narrator (reflecting official Forest Kingdom Regime propaganda) just has Slylock "overhearing" this conversation, like...

He's got meaty forearms and a way with packing tape

$ · September 17, 2023

Crock, 9/17/23 I'm going to choose to believe that this strip is one where the Crock creative team retained a flicker of memory that this strip is in fact...

Saturday shoutouts

$ · September 16, 2023

Rex Morgan, M.D., 9/16/23 Shoutout to Rex Morgan, which, when its armed kidnapping plot rapidly devolved into discussions about the easiest way to transfer...

Metapost: Friday COTWy baby

$ · September 15, 2023

I don't really know what that post title is supposed to mean either, except that it's time for your comment of the week! "Loretta forgot the number one rule...

Enter the CYBER-SENIOR

$ · September 15, 2023

Mary Worth, 9/15/23 Ahh, it's Friday, so that means that this eternal plot has got to be wrapping up and we'll finally be moving on to someth-- oh no. Oh no....

They actually aren't funny, Elmo. Your mom is, once again, correct

$ · September 14, 2023

Dustin, 9/14/23 Apologies (?) for not showing you yesterday's Dustin, which consisted of Dustin asking his dad to guess the global gross domestic product,...

Am I jaded or as out of touch as the <i>Blondie</i> brain trust? Or BOTH

$ · September 13, 2023

Shoe, 9/13/23 A comic strip is such a condensed bit of storytelling that I generally think it should do one joke and and do it well. Today's Shoe, for...

Once you're on the plane, all bets are off

$ · September 12, 2023

Dick Tracy, 9/12/23 Sprocket Nitrate has managed to extract herself from the crumbling criminal enterprise in which she was entangled and has laid her hands...

Henry wears a pocket square to church, he's a real class act

$ · September 11, 2023

Hi and Lois, 9/11/23 Sometimes it can be easy to forget that we live in an age of technological wonders. For instance, if you have a leak in your house, you...

Sunday madness

$ · September 10, 2023

Shoe, 9/10/23 I don't play poker so I don't know if it's normal for three friends to be randomly assigned a total stranger as a fourth player for a game in a...

Shazam is also there, we're mixing cinematic universes

$ · September 9, 2023

Blondie, 9/9/23 Are you guys still playing Wordle? I am, and sorry if that isn't cool anymore, I guess I just like having fun, but the reason I'm aware that...

Metapost: Y'all know what time it is (it's COTW time)

$ · September 8, 2023

Your top comment of the week is here ... right now! "Nosy the Riveter" --Windier E. Megatons, on Bluesky And your hilarious runners up! "Nice of the Judge to...

High and low

$ · September 8, 2023

Rex Morgan, M.D, 9/8/23 The thing about Rene is that he's just physically incapable of not doing crimes. Like, did he develop a self-improvement philosophy...

Children, animals, etc.

$ · September 7, 2023

Gasoline Alley, 9/7/23 Hey, remember the human baby who was abandoned in the woods and rescued by a talking bear? Well, the bear viciously bared his teeth...

Blondie and Dagwood are just shocked that Elmo interacts with other adults

$ · September 6, 2023

Six Chix, 9/6/23 One of the sad paradoxes of aging is that pets can be a great source of comfort and happiness for older people, but many rightfully worry...

If that's like a cross stitch sampler he did himself, I retract my approval

$ · September 5, 2023

Beetle Bailey, 9/5/23 A lot of Beetle Bailey's M.O. boils down to "We thought of a joke, which of our long-ish list of one-note characters that we've accrued...

Can't believe Buck lost this agenting gig to a guy named "Buzzy"

$ · September 4, 2023

Mary Worth, 9/4/23 Folks! Mary Worth is taking a moment off from her tale of old people engaging in state-sanction monogamy in order to acknowledge that Hot...

Who's the last comics writer who wore a tie while working, do you think

$ · September 3, 2023

Mary Worth, 9/3/23 For those who haven't been keeping up with Mary Worth in the aftermath of the Saul-Eve engagement, what happened was that Mary ran into...

This is a medical drama strip, take the courtroom drama over to <i>Judge Parker</i>

$ · September 2, 2023

Hi and Lois, 9/2/23 If you want a glimpse of how in mid-century America, syndicated newspaper cartooning used to be your ticket to a comfortable life,...

Metapost: Comment! Of! The! Week!

$ · September 1, 2023

No fuss, no muss, just the first COTW of September: "If he won't get down on his knee for the proposal, he won't be getting down there for the honeymoon...

The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, etc.

$ · September 1, 2023

Marvin, 9/1/23 I usually wouldn't describe the syndicated newspaper comic strip Marvin as "realistic," but I gotta say, Jenny in panels one and two really...

Fingers crossed the strip remains Ben Stiller-free

$ · August 31, 2023

Gil Thorp, 8/31/23 So before we get football season underway, Milford's students are doing some kind of Night At The Museum sleepover thing, only without the...

Get forgiven or die trying

$ · August 30, 2023

Rex Morgan, M.D., 8/30/23 I guess Mud Mountain Murphy's apology tour has now become Mud Mountain Murphy's relentless attempt to extract forgiveness from...

Hopefully this won't be as bad as the Glasgow Ice Cream Wars

$ · August 29, 2023

Hi and Lois, 8/29/23 Look, I'm just a simple city boy who's always had his trash collected by a municipal service department, and I don't understand the wily...

Love and death

$ · August 28, 2023

Mary Worth, 8/28/23 Big news: in the presence of their beloved dogs, Saul and Eve have agreed to marry one another! Since their last attempts at matrimony...

Fun and/or games

$ · August 27, 2023

Hi and Lois, 8/27/23 All the Walker-Browne golf strips are sad, of course, because they're about golf when they could be about literally anything else. But...

Animal nightmares (non-<i>Pluggers</i> edition)

$ · August 26, 2023

Gasoline Alley, 8/26/23 Hey, remember the bear in Gasoline Alley who can talk? Well, he found a human baby abandoned in the woods and brought him to the...

Metapost: Top comments? Of MY week? It's more likely than you think

$ · August 25, 2023

Friday morning means COMMENT OF THE WEEK! "I'm intrigued by Gil's 'Did I forget to...’ What rituals does he usually perform to ensure those 'OK to Burn' days...

Deadly Friday

$ · August 25, 2023

Judge Parker, 8/25/23 Look, Sophie, your parents might have accidentally kinda sorta agreed, under a certain amount of duress, to assassinate somebody, OK?...

Soapy quickies

$ · August 24, 2023

Gil Thorp, 8/24/23 "Take it up with mother nature, coach! Ever since the Great Blight killed most of the trees, we can't spare wood for frivolous purposes...

Lotta sicko material here today, quite honestly

$ · August 23, 2023

Dick Tracy, 8/23/23 Hey! Remember, Sprocket Nitrate, the ancillary Dick Tracy character whose whole deal is she goes around barefoot all the time? Well,...

How many ways times do we have to say "Pluggers are dying" before they actually die?

$ · August 22, 2023

Gil Thorp, 8/22/23 I guess Coach Hernandez didn't realize that his redemption and plush new job at Milford would come with a price, until Gil informed him...

Four runners is pretty weak turnout for a marathon, honestly

$ · August 21, 2023

Dick Tracy, 8/21/23 Hey, remember that Dick Tracy storyline that I wasn't really bothering to try to follow in any detail? Well, it's ended (?) with the main...

Grumpy Sunday

$ · August 20, 2023

Marvin, 8/20/23 You well know that I do not consider the syndicated comic strip Marvin to be the pinnacle of sequential art, but today's strip is even more...

"So, hypothetically, which level of hell am I in for?"

$ · August 19, 2023

Judge Parker, 8/19/23 Not to toot my own horn too much about literally doing my job (which is, and forever more shall be, reading and in some basic way...

Metapost: A new COTW, at last!

$ · August 18, 2023

After a long vacation sojourn, the comment of the week is BACK, everybody, and this is it: "'Truck? It's Mud.' Yep, that's how I expect Rex Morgan characters...

Are they in ... construction? Publishing? C'mon, throw us a bone

$ · August 18, 2023

Rex Morgan, M.D., 8/18/23 Not to be an old guy waxing rhapsodic about the past, but remember when Mud used to be fun? When every one of his word balloons was...

Don't do it, Mary! Don't leap into the comforting embrace of the sea

$ · August 17, 2023

The Phantom, 8/17/23 As noted by me and Uncle Lumpy, the "Death of the Phantom" arc is, after literal years, maybe going to finally end in the Phantom's...