The Phantom, 5/1/26

Look, I'll admit it: I've taken something of a shine to this sailor in his service whites, who's mildly bonking the Nomad on his head with a nightstick and has decided that he's got way too much dignity to say "Ignis Vindicta" aloud so he's just going to call the dude "Mr. Freaky." I mean, he's a guard at Guantanamo Bay, so I'm very much not going to look into his opinions about human rights, but I am enjoying his vibes today.

Andy Capp, 5/1/26