Mark Trail, 5/14/26

Many years ago, we were visiting Vancouver during the delightful summer months, and in Stanley Park we encountered ... like, a lot of raccoons, and they were uncomfortably bold. At one point a woman who was pushing a baby in a stroller was approached by a pair of the creatures, and she stepped away from the stroller so she could get a pic of her infant with the raccoons, who were quite close to the child and could've easily grabbed them and taken off into the forest before anyone could've stopped them. My wife and I discussed whether the kid would grow up to the Sovereign Ruler of the Raccoon Kingdom, or would instead simply become that day's lunch. But I don't think there would be any such debate about Rusty. That boy doesn't have a kingly bone in his body, but he has a decent amount of meat on his bones.

Pluggers, 5/14/26