Rex Morgan, M.D., 5/13/26

Oh, did you think that maybe Lonnie's blackmail scheme might generate sustained dramatic tension of some kind? Well, sorry, Mae Mae got bored with this plot even faster than I did and has decided to just short-circuit the whole thing. I do enjoy the fact that she doesn't seem to have a phone of her own and has to borrow the short order cook's. Just a few days ago this guy was worried about not having enough customers to keep him employed, but when Mae Mae posts this video to his TikTok account, he's going to be catapulted into the upper tier of "Lorninfuencers" (he will still have work as a short order cook, Lorninfluencing is not a lucrative job).

Marvin, 5/13/26