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☕ XOXO, VC Tea — $475M Quantum Bet, $50M for AI Medicine & Flock’s 270-Person Reset
October 12, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 October 12, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders and Sand Hill Road regulars: today’s seating chart has quantum...
☕ XOXO, VC Tea — $400M Nuclear Bet, $50M for Military Logistics & Apple’s Huxe Hire
October 11, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 October 11, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders and Sand Hill Road schemers: Gossip Girl here, with Sunday's eye-...
☕ XOXO, VC Tea — $870M for Jev, $445M for Oxide & AI’s Accidental Tip Form
October 10, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 October 10, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road dwellers) — Gossip Girl here. This morning’s...
☕ XOXO, VC Tea — $62M Robot Fleet, $2.5B Fund XI & OpenAI’s Safety Fight
October 9, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 Friday, October 9, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders, robots are landing in warehouses, a model-evaluation...
☕ XOXO, VC Tea — $100M Rail Autonomy, a $320M Fund & the AI Safety Divide
October 8, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 October 8, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road lurkers): the robots are getting their data from...
☕ XOXO, VC Tea — $250M Simulations, $2.6B for Biotech & AI’s New Exit Math
October 7, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 Wednesday, October 7, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders and Sand Hill lurkers: today’s seating chart holds a $250...
☕ XOXO, VC Tea — Etched’s $50B Maybe, $200M for Fusion & a Factory Feud
October 6, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 Tuesday, October 6, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders — today’s tea comes with a $50B maybe, a $200M fusion wager,...
☕ XOXO, VC Tea — RobCo’s $1B Mark, €13.5M Legal AI & the Robotics Safety Wake-Up Call
October 5, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 October 5, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders and Sand Hill Road survivors—Gossip Girl here, perched above Monday’s...
☕ XOXO, VC Tea — Samsung’s $1B Helix Bet, A$30M for Regional Australia & AI’s Public-Trust Problem
October 4, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 October 4, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders—Gossip Girl here. The checkbooks are still open, but the plot has...
☕ XOXO, VC Tea — FieldAI’s $700M Term Sheet, Anthropic’s $100M Academy & Europe’s $400M Fund
October 3, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 October 3, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders—Gossip Girl here. Saturday’s court is in session: a robotics startup...
☕ XOXO, VC Tea — Armadin’s $255M, Blue Origin’s Open Round & Phantom-Share Allegations
October 2, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 October 2, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders, the checkbooks are open, the velvet rope is glittering, and one...
☕ XOXO, VC Tea — $251M in Orbit, $223M for AI Cloud & a Boardroom Blowup
October 1, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 October 1, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders — the orbital economy just got a little less sci-fi, AI’s plumbing is...
☕ XOXO, VC Tea — $350M for Housing AI, a $100M Fund Target & IPO Whiplash
September 30, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 September 30, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders—and Sand Hill Road's suddenly overconfident IPO stylists. It's...
☕ XOXO, VC Tea — AMD’s $8.2B Deal, Instinct’s $10B Reprice & the Corgi Saga
September 29, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 September 29, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders—and Sand Hill Road regulars—the AI courtship calendar is suddenly...
☕ XOXO, VC Tea — Neurons, a $156M Infra Fund, and the White House Twist
September 28, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 September 28, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders—and Sand Hill Road’s slightly sleep-deprived set—Gossip Girl here....
☕ XOXO, VC Tea — Nearly $600M, AI Brain Rot & Europe’s New LP Pact
September 27, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 September 27, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders — Sunday brunch has a new prix fixe: nearly $600 million in...
☕ XOXO, VC Tea — Nscale’s $3.36B Note, Crusoe’s Turbine Breakup & a Boardroom Takeback
September 26, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 September 26, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Spotted: the AI build-out is financing the runway before its IPO with convertible notes,...
☕ XOXO, VC Tea — $400M Security, Hotel Bots & a Founder-Control Plot Twist
September 25, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 September 25, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders: Sand Hill’s checkbooks are open, hotel phones are getting answered...
☕ XOXO, VC Tea — Agent Alibis, $311M Biotech & the $5.75B AI War Chest
September 24, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 September 24, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders — the AI money is multiplying, the agents are freelancing with your...
☕ XOXO, VC Tea — $40B AI Valuations, Layoff Euphemisms & the Trust Problem
September 4, 2026
☕ XOXO, VC Tea 👑 September 4, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road's most over-caffeinated darlings)... Gossip Girl...
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