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β XOXO, VC Tea β $40B AI Valuations, Layoff Euphemisms & the Trust Problem
September 4, 2026
β XOXO, VC Tea π September 4, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road's most over-caffeinated darlings)... Gossip Girl...
β XOXO, VC Tea β Revenue Theater, Lobby Unrest & the AI Safety Velvet Rope
September 3, 2026
β XOXO, VC Tea π September 3, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road dwellers)...Gossip Girl here, and today's tea is...
β XOXO, VC Tea β Gatik's $200M Convoy & OpenAI's Cursor Breakup
August 31, 2026
β XOXO, VC Tea π August 31, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road dwellers)...Gossip Girl here, and the Monday tea...
β XOXO, VC Tea β The $53B Deal That Died & AI's New Power Brokers
August 28, 2026
β XOXO, VC Tea π August 28, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road dwellers)...Gossip Girl here, and the market's...
β XOXO, VC Tea β Nvidia Wants the Open-Source Crown
August 27, 2026
β XOXO, VC Tea π August 27, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road dwellers)... Gossip Girl here. Spotted: the AI...
β XOXO, VC Tea β AI's Customer-Acquisition Era & the Deployment Drama
August 26, 2026
β XOXO, VC Tea π August 26, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road dwellers)...Gossip Girl here, and today's guest...
β XOXO, VC Tea β Hugging Face's $13B Exit Rumor & the Trust Reckoning
August 24, 2026
β XOXO, VC Tea π August 24, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road dwellers)...Gossip Girl here, and the AI ecosystem...
β XOXO, VC Tea β The AI Money Machine Gets a Reality Check
August 13, 2026
β XOXO, VC Tea π August 13, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road dwellers)... Gossip Girl here. Spotted in the...
β XOXO, VC Tea β Nvidia's $750B Bet, River's Focus & the Moat Moving Downstairs
August 5, 2026
β XOXO, VC Tea π August 5, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road darlings)...Gossip Girl here, your one and only...
β XOXO, VC Tea β SpaceX's $60B Cursor Option & The AI Feud Gets Personal
April 22, 2026
Header β XOXO, VC Tea π April 22, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Opening Hey Upper East Siders...Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the...
β XOXO, VC Tea β Cerebras' IPO, Fermi's Meltdown & Bezos' $10B Play
April 21, 2026
β XOXO, VC Tea πApril 21, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily DigestHey Upper East Siders...Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of...
β XOXO, VC Tea β Accel's $5B & Anthropic's $800B Rejection
April 16, 2026
β XOXO, VC Tea β GoPro's Bloodbath, Monarch Tractor's $500M Collapse & Big Law Drama
April 9, 2026
β XOXO, VC Tea β Eclipse's $1.3B Build-a-Company Workshop & ARR is 'Fake Accounting'
April 8, 2026
β XOXO, VC Tea β Kleiner Perkins' $3.5B Power Play & Disney CEO's Rough Week
March 25, 2026
"Latest VC Tea: Billions raining on Sand Hill Road, Disney's rocky week, and the rise and fall in the gaming industry!"
β XOXO, Your Daily Dose of VC Tea β OpenAI's 40B Hiring Frenzy
March 22, 2026
"OpenAI's expansion, Silicon chip empire, fake compliance, and healthcare pricing, all served hot in today's VC tea!"
β XOXO, Your Daily Dose of VC Tea β March 20, 2026
March 20, 2026
"Discussing big money moves, CEO shuffles, fresh VC deals, and VC cognitive dissonance insights!"
β XOXO, Your Daily Dose of VC Tea | March 18, 2026
March 18, 2026
"Sipping on VC tea: Rivia nabs β¬13M for AI trials, R1 bags $77.5M for kidney treatment and space mobility from ISPTech gets β¬5.5M!"
β XOXO, Your Daily Dose of VC Tea | March 17, 2026
March 17, 2026
"Serving up Silicon Valley scoop from AI trash sorting to rogue AI agent crackdowns and the latest, spiciest VC deals."
β XOXO, Your Daily Dose of VC Tea | March 16, 2026
March 16, 2026
Spilling the latest VC tea: from a $45M crypto accounting investment to record-breaking European AI funding, we're serving high drama!
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