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โ XOXO, VC Tea โ Armadinโs $255M, Blue Originโs Open Round & Phantom-Share Allegations
October 2, 2026
โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐ October 2, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders, the checkbooks are open, the velvet rope is glittering, and one...
โ XOXO, VC Tea โ $251M in Orbit, $223M for AI Cloud & a Boardroom Blowup
October 1, 2026
โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐ October 1, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders โ the orbital economy just got a little less sci-fi, AIโs plumbing is...
โ XOXO, VC Tea โ $350M for Housing AI, a $100M Fund Target & IPO Whiplash
September 30, 2026
โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐ September 30, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Sidersโand Sand Hill Road's suddenly overconfident IPO stylists. It's...
โ XOXO, VC Tea โ AMDโs $8.2B Deal, Instinctโs $10B Reprice & the Corgi Saga
September 29, 2026
โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐ September 29, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Sidersโand Sand Hill Road regularsโthe AI courtship calendar is suddenly...
โ XOXO, VC Tea โ Neurons, a $156M Infra Fund, and the White House Twist
September 28, 2026
โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐ September 28, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Sidersโand Sand Hill Roadโs slightly sleep-deprived setโGossip Girl here....
โ XOXO, VC Tea โ Nearly $600M, AI Brain Rot & Europeโs New LP Pact
September 27, 2026
โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐ September 27, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders โ Sunday brunch has a new prix fixe: nearly $600 million in...
โ XOXO, VC Tea โ Nscaleโs $3.36B Note, Crusoeโs Turbine Breakup & a Boardroom Takeback
September 26, 2026
โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐ September 26, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Spotted: the AI build-out is financing the runway before its IPO with convertible notes,...
โ XOXO, VC Tea โ $400M Security, Hotel Bots & a Founder-Control Plot Twist
September 25, 2026
โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐ September 25, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders: Sand Hillโs checkbooks are open, hotel phones are getting answered...
โ XOXO, VC Tea โ Agent Alibis, $311M Biotech & the $5.75B AI War Chest
September 24, 2026
โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐ September 24, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders โ the AI money is multiplying, the agents are freelancing with your...
โ XOXO, VC Tea โ $40B AI Valuations, Layoff Euphemisms & the Trust Problem
September 4, 2026
โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐ September 4, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road's most over-caffeinated darlings)... Gossip Girl...
โ XOXO, VC Tea โ Revenue Theater, Lobby Unrest & the AI Safety Velvet Rope
September 3, 2026
โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐ September 3, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road dwellers)...Gossip Girl here, and today's tea is...
โ XOXO, VC Tea โ Gatik's $200M Convoy & OpenAI's Cursor Breakup
August 31, 2026
โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐ August 31, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road dwellers)...Gossip Girl here, and the Monday tea...
โ XOXO, VC Tea โ The $53B Deal That Died & AI's New Power Brokers
August 28, 2026
โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐ August 28, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road dwellers)...Gossip Girl here, and the market's...
โ XOXO, VC Tea โ Nvidia Wants the Open-Source Crown
August 27, 2026
โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐ August 27, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road dwellers)... Gossip Girl here. Spotted: the AI...
โ XOXO, VC Tea โ AI's Customer-Acquisition Era & the Deployment Drama
August 26, 2026
โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐ August 26, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road dwellers)...Gossip Girl here, and today's guest...
โ XOXO, VC Tea โ Hugging Face's $13B Exit Rumor & the Trust Reckoning
August 24, 2026
โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐ August 24, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road dwellers)...Gossip Girl here, and the AI ecosystem...
โ XOXO, VC Tea โ The AI Money Machine Gets a Reality Check
August 13, 2026
โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐ August 13, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road dwellers)... Gossip Girl here. Spotted in the...
โ XOXO, VC Tea โ Nvidia's $750B Bet, River's Focus & the Moat Moving Downstairs
August 5, 2026
โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐ August 5, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Hey Upper East Siders (and Sand Hill Road darlings)...Gossip Girl here, your one and only...
โ XOXO, VC Tea โ SpaceX's $60B Cursor Option & The AI Feud Gets Personal
April 22, 2026
Header โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐ April 22, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily Digest Opening Hey Upper East Siders...Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the...
โ XOXO, VC Tea โ Cerebras' IPO, Fermi's Meltdown & Bezos' $10B Play
April 21, 2026
โ XOXO, VC Tea ๐April 21, 2026 | Sand Hill Road's Daily DigestHey Upper East Siders...Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of...
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