Theoretiquette is Leaving Substack
Dear subscribers, You may have noticed I haven’t sent a newsletter in some time. That’s simply because I haven’t had the time to do so. I got a new job and...
What Now?
I don’t have a reader question for this one, I just want to share my thoughts. Sorry, not sorry. Joe and Kamala won. This is true and exciting. And also...
Confusion Standard Time
Dear Theoretiquette, I always see you talking about time zones and stuff on Facebook, but to be honest, I don't get it. Can you explain what all this is...
Early Aught Dramas Are The Solution to Everything
Dear Theoretiquette, One of my direct reports at work seems to be really struggling working remotely. She’s a natural extrovert, and I think not being able...
Unsettling Stallions
Dear Theoretiquette, I've been troubled by something since I was in elementary school, and maybe you can provide some clarity. See, elementary school was...
Baffled by Brothers
Dear Theoretiquette, I recently started transitioning from female to male-ish and I've been confused by which variations of "brother" I should use when I'm...
A Prim and Proper Primal Scream
This is a special edition of Theoretiquette addressing an etiquette question out of Portland, OR. If you aren’t aware, federal cops have been abducting...
Select-A-Lie
Dear Theoretiquette, I'm having an argument with my roommate over paper towels. I prefer to purchase them from this online store that offers tree-free,...
How To Seem Generous
Dear Theoretiquette, I've been wanting to be more generous, or at least seem more generous, when hosting my friends. When I visit other people's homes, I...
Coming Soon...
Hello friend! Thanks again for subscribing to Theoretiquette! I’m truly so grateful for your support and excited to see how this goes. I’m really just making...
Welcome to Theoretiquette
Theoretiquette is a bimonthly advice column in the form of a newsletter because no sane publishing syndicate would actually give me a platform to package my...