Baffled by Brothers
Dear Theoretiquette, I recently started transitioning from female to male-ish and I've been confused by which variations of "brother" I should use when I'm...
A Prim and Proper Primal Scream
This is a special edition of Theoretiquette addressing an etiquette question out of Portland, OR. If you aren’t aware, federal cops have been abducting...
Select-A-Lie
Dear Theoretiquette, I'm having an argument with my roommate over paper towels. I prefer to purchase them from this online store that offers tree-free,...
How To Seem Generous
Dear Theoretiquette, I've been wanting to be more generous, or at least seem more generous, when hosting my friends. When I visit other people's homes, I...
Coming Soon...
Hello friend! Thanks again for subscribing to Theoretiquette! I’m truly so grateful for your support and excited to see how this goes. I’m really just making...
Welcome to Theoretiquette
Theoretiquette is a bimonthly advice column in the form of a newsletter because no sane publishing syndicate would actually give me a platform to package my...