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New: Best Quotes from Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager + 2 more

June 2, 2026

New on The Office Lines 💬 Quote of the Day "He is a regular peanut. He just happens to have a cane, a monocle and a top hat." — Dwight, S05E20 "New Boss" See...

New: Best Quotes from Dwight Christmas + 2 more

June 1, 2026

New on The Office Lines 💬 Quote of the Day "Good. Listen, my name is, uh, Michael... Scotch. And, uh, I just wanted to say that, uh, I've got David Wallace's...

New: Romance Gone Wrong in Season 4 - The Office + 2 more

May 31, 2026

New on The Office Lines 💬 Quote of the Day "Oh, this was such a stupid idea! This was so stupid. I am such a stupid idiot. I let everybody down. Everybody...

New: Best Quotes from Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2) + 2 more

May 30, 2026

New on The Office Lines 💬 Quote of the Day "I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I...

New: Oscar's Best Lines in Season 7 + 2 more

May 29, 2026

New on The Office Lines 💬 Quote of the Day "When I was in the sixth grade, I was a finalist in our school Spelling Bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I...

New: Best Quotes from Drug Testing + 2 more

May 28, 2026

New on The Office Lines 💬 Quote of the Day "The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. The first person to shout "shotgun" when you're within the...

New: Best Quotes from Dream Team + 2 more

May 27, 2026

New on The Office Lines 💬 Quote of the Day "I want to clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill." — Jim, S02E12 "The Injury" See the full quote → Today...

New: Most Absurd Moments from Season 4 - The Office + 2 more

May 26, 2026

New on The Office Lines 💬 Quote of the Day "Hey, look! I'm king of the world!" — Michael, S02E11 "Booze Cruise" See the full quote → Season 4 gave us some...

New: Best Quotes from Doomsday + 2 more

May 25, 2026

New on The Office Lines 💬 Quote of the Day "A, that's what she said, and B, I wanted it to be impressive. The biggest day of the year deserves the biggest...

New: Jim's Best Lines in Season 7 + 2 more

May 24, 2026

New on The Office Lines 💬 Quote of the Day "Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that anyone has ever done for these people and they freak out. Well, happy...

New: Best Quotes from Dinner Party + 2 more

May 23, 2026

New on The Office Lines 💬 Quote of the Day "Today is Thursday. But Dwight thinks that it's Friday. And that's what I'll be working on this afternoon." — Jim,...

New: Best Quotes from Andy's Ancestry + 2 more

May 22, 2026

New on The Office Lines 💬 Quote of the Day "No, I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap! I never go out on a Thursday night; what...

New: Best Quotes from Andy's Ancestry + 2 more

May 22, 2026

New on The Office Lines 💬 Quote of the Day "No, I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap! I never go out on a Thursday night; what...

New: Best Quotes from Andy's Ancestry + 2 more

May 22, 2026

New on The Office Lines 💬 Quote of the Day “No, I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap! I never go out on a Thursday night; what...