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"Good. Listen, my name is, uh, Michael... Scotch. And, uh, I just wanted to say that, uh, I've got David Wallace's son in the trunk of my car. If he doesn't get on this phone in 5 seconds-"

— Dwight, S05E20 "New Boss"

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Today we're diving into Dwight's unhinged holiday energy, Jim's season 8 charm, and all the times he talked his way through lies with perfect delivery. That "Michael Scotch" bit is peak Dwight chaos—pure commitment to a bit that makes no sense.

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