The Magpie #009: The Procrastinator’s Guide to Christmas
Ho ho ho-ly shit it’s the holidays! First a few tabs then I’m going to share some gift ideas for all you slowpokes and last-minute larrys out there. Santa...
The Magpie #008: Seasonal interactive disorder
Ugh. UGH. Sorry this is so late. My day job’s been on a rampage for the last two weeks and I spend my days scrambling to keep up and then I cook dinner and...
The Magpie #007: Posting Through It
A day late and a dollar short, welcome to the holidays. Day job’s been crazy and I’m just coming up for air today. This feels like the week, too, that...
The Magpie #006: Bees are comrades
preach, 60s comics girl Small victories: last week the dog rescue I volunteer for found a (great!) home for the longest-staying dog in the NYC public shelter...
The Magpie #005: Boredom is the Dream Bird
This is not the dream bird. This is the swear bird: who indeed? I have found social media overwhelming lately—too many jeremiads for the apocalypse,...
The Magpie #004: Well, shit
NEWS I’m not talking about it. Fancy revisiting one of the greatest prank wars of all time? For it to make sense, you have to understand that 90% of koalas...
The Magpie #003: Kirbooty
Have we thought enough about Kirby’s ass? Because if he’s got feet, he’s gotta have a butt somewhere. Kirby crack, by O’Neill Jones (my daughter still hasn’t...
The Magpie #002: Let’s Guillotine Billionaires Together!
NEWS Please enjoy this transport minister’s face as he explains that flooding at two Melbourne train stations was due to a couple having sex in a stairwell...
The Magpie #001: Who let the crickets out?
NEWS Kids sic crickets on TERFs, which: 1) bravo, 2) made me think of this Stupendium song. The first rule of crime school is DO NOT TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE...