The Weekly Whatever: Justified Variant of Mu Mu
MAGAbook: During the election, misinformation on Facebook got six times the engagement of actual news. This should end well: America set up a massive...
The Weekly Whatever: At least it isn't horse de-wormer
Law and order Man robbed of 16 bitcoin hunts down the criminals responsible, and sues their parents. Update on a previous story: Judge rules parents must pay...
The Weekly Whatever: Kabul Needs Pillows!
Graceful product plug of the week “How would you like to be in Kabul today, as an American, and you can’t get to the airport? Where are you thinking your...
The Weekly Whatever: Chuffed to bits
“Building a version of iOS that bypasses security in this way would undeniably create a backdoor. And while the government may argue that its use would be...
The Weekly Whatever: Delta plus ungood
Law and order Apple announces plans to backdoor iMessage and scan all your photos for the government, says to think of the children. Hawaiian authorities...
The Weekly Whatever: Gangster gardening
Doom Happy Earth Overshoot Day! Over half the deer tested in Michigan have been exposed to SARS-CoV-2. Meeting attendees at the QAnon conference in Dallas....
The Weekly Whatever: Guaranteed Olympics-free
Quote of the week Rachel Crane, CNN: “There have been a chorus of critics saying that these flights to space are, you know, just joyrides for the wealthy,...
The Weekly Whatever: Scott Morrison is no Ted Nugent
Drug news Ben & Jerry’s — but for dogs. UK drug dealers now offering “ethically sourced” “environmentally friendly” cocaine. Free heroin, cocaine and meth...
The Weekly Whatever: A radioactive boar?
"The American Conservative" argues that mass graves of indigenous people are good, actually. One in four cowboys was black. Trout are becoming meth addicts....
The Weekly Whatever: The burned out roman candles of last week's news
Ukraine makes women soldiers march in heels. FBI investigator turns apple detective. US athlete Sha’Carri Richardson banned from Olympics for taking...
The Weekly Whatever: Arctic sunbathing and space squid
Social media is a major threat to humanity that we urgently need to research. Police interrupt exorcism in Home Depot. New York Times buys some Subway tuna...
The Weekly Whatever: Happiness is mandatory
Crayfish exposed to antidepressants are more adventurous. HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY. ARE YOU HAPPY? Meet the AirBnB crime scene cleanup crew! Toronto rallies to...
The Weekly Whatever: available at an Amazon Basics Wellness Booth near you
Animal Magic Birds are not impressed with magic tricks. Cats love boxes so much they'll sit in ones that are optical illusions. Wandering meatloaf has teeth...
The Weekly Whatever: Mostly anuses
When life gives you 17 year cicadas, make 17 year cicada cookies. We have very little idea where anuses come from... ...but this worm has 100 of them. Anti-...
The Weekly Whatever: One per day
Given the chance, 96% of users decide to opt out of app tracking. Dementia patients used morse code to break out of a secure senior living facility....
The Weekly(ish) Whatever: Mayday
Astrology app gets $15m in venture capital funding. Ever wonder how many surfaces your cat’s butthole touches? The great Josh fight of 2021. Former Trump...
The Weekly(ish) Whatever: I prescribe more birds
More birds make you as happy as more money. Verizon recalls wireless hotspots for being too hot. Government audit of AI software with ties to white supremacy...
The Weekly Whatever: Wormnado!
Capitol riot suspect arrested while wearing "I was there" T-shirt. You wouldn't download a vaccine... Uber coached drivers how to reject blind customers...
The Weekly Whatever: Dick Ship to Dick Island
That container ship is still stuck in the Suez Canal. The path it travelled looked kinda like a dick. You’d better believe QAnon has theories. Facebook...
The Weekly Whatever: a 3 headed duck in your mailbox
Facebook can’t be fixed because they’ve built their business around being the problem. They say polarization is a good thing, citing the civil rights...