The Weekly Whatever: Don't kiss the hamster
Business Better.com CEO who fired 900 workers via Zoom is back running the company. Amazon's firing of union activists deemed illegal by National Labor...
The Weekly Whatever: Who is Ray Epps?
Lost property department Norway tells military conscripts to return their underwear so new recruits can use them. Capitol rioters called Nancy Pelosi’s...
The Weekly Whatever: Better than 836AD
New year's traditions Korean-American TV journalist mentions eating dumpling soup for new year's day. An angry viewer calls in to complain that "she was...
The Weekly Whatever: Now serving delicious Soylent Green
Teacher tests positive for COVID-19 while on a plane flight, quarantines for 5 hours in the plane's bathroom. There are 89 cruise ships with COVID cases on...
The Weekly Whatever: War on Christmas is over (if you want it)
Crapto CryptoEats said it was going to take on UberEats using the power of cryptocurrency. Minutes after launch it vanished taking $500,000 of people’s...
The Weekly Whatever: Getting the job done in an expedited time
Politics Biden administration completely redacts a memo for reasons of national security — a memo about whether it can forgive student loans. Biden...
The Weekly Whatever: Log4j - it's everywhere you don't want to be
Unsurprising news Man who glued the lock on the door of a vaccination center is jailed – identified because he appeared on CCTV footage not wearing a mask....
The Weekly Whatever: "Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now Delta and Omicron!"
Note: Last week I noticed the newsletter platform had been inserting URL redirections to track clicks. This wasn’t something I had requested, and I’ve turned...
The Weekly Whatever: Sadly The Omicron Variant isn't a new Robert Ludlum novel
Pandemic news Austrian brothel offers free entry to anyone who’ll get vaccinated on site. A man goes to a COVID party to get infected so he can build...
The Weekly Whatever: Coming soon to Netflix: Unmaking A Murderer
Wildlife news Grub’s up! London McDonalds closes after maggots fall through the ceiling. The Queen has ‘entered a new phase’, is probably busy pumping out...
The Weekly Whatever: Assembled by Apple logarithms
Quote of the week “iPads, which are made by Apple, have artificial intelligence in them that allow things to be viewed through three-dimensions and...
The Weekly Whatever: Bad COP26
Quote of the week “Definitely not going to jail. Sorry I have blonde hair white skin a great job a great future and I’m not going to jail. Sorry to rain on...
The Weekly Whatever: Facebook Metastasizes
Latest news Japanese celebrate mundane Halloween with lazy but creative costumes. In spite of COVID-19, 2020’s greenhouse gas emissions reached record highs....
The Weekly Whatever: Now with notch
The worst site on the Internet Facebook carried out internal research in 2019, setting up a clean account for an imaginary politically conservative mother...
The Weekly Whatever: Forbidden sprinkles
Surprise! Alaskan Republican politician who was banned from Alaska Airlines for refusing to wear a mask now has COVID-19, and is consulting her naturopath...
The Weekly Whatever: Sadly, Facebook experiences extended uptime
Well, yes Men rescued after 29 days lost at sea say it was a nice break from reality. Andrew Lloyd-Webber says the "Cats" movie was so awful that he bought a...
The Weekly Whatever: The $54,000 question
Technology In 2019, 19 of the top 20 “Christian” groups on Facebook were being run by troll farms. It may not matter, though, as 40% of people would share...
The Weekly Whatever: Fondleslab 13 release week
Worst site on the Internet Neo-Nazis are still organizing and fundraising on Facebook. Apple threatened to ban Instagram from the app store because of its...
The Weekly Whatever: Justified Ancients of MooLoo
This week’s news about the worst site on the Internet Facebook’s own research confirms that it’s a hotbed of antivax garbage, and that its detection of same...
The Weekly Whatever: The Unification of Donald Trump
Spare a thought for the victims: The ap apologizes for Tweet marking 9/11 as the anniversary of Nickelback’s Silver Side Up. Metaphor: UK water treatment...