The Weekly Whatever: 15 minutes made her a lot more than 15% with GEICO
Crapto Company spends $1.5m to buy a cryptocurrency startup, lends employees money to buy company stock, lays them off. Never mind The Sex Pistols, buy their...
The Weekly Whatever: Six story mini edition
Florida man crashes into FedEx truck while receiving oral sex, suffers "unspecified injuries to his groin area". Florida threatens to fine the Special...
The Weekly Whatever: Door control
Crapto In March, the New York Times published a puff piece about cryptocurrencies. If you followed its advice, congratulations, you've lost 40% of your...
The Weekly Whatever: Elongate!
This week's TWW is brought to you by Hawaii. Please stop visiting Hawaii. Quote of the week "...the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and...
The Weekly Whatever: Crapto crash souvenir edition
Crapto TerraUSD “stable” coin, supposedly backed by Bitcoin, crashes from $1 to $0.20; related Luna cryptocurrency crashes from $85 to $0.04. Juno...
The Weekly Whatever: And. And. And. And. And.
Technology A data broker is harvesting location data from apps, and selling information on people who’ve visited family planning centers. Chinese scientists...
The Weekly Whatever: Hot tractors in your area looking for some plowing
Real estate Illinois family finds 63-year-old order of McDonalds fries preserved inside a wall of their house. Home in Fairfax, VA comes with a stranger...
The Weekly Whatever: Covidchella 2022 edition
Update So farewell then CNN+… Crapto NFT project loses $34m permanently locked away by code bug. Decentralized finance project relies on community...
The Weekly Whatever: Un**n! R*str**ms!
The ongoing crisis A RAND study finds that conservatives swallow bullshit fake news much more than those on the left. Another study finds that a subset of...
The Weekly Whatever: Happy Appomattox Day
In case you missed it Over 1,000 scientists worldwide engaged in civil disobedience to try to get the world to take the climate crisis seriously. Mainstream...
The Weekly Whatever: The elephant orgy in the room
Quote of the week “I concede our party is not for the kind of cocaine-fueled orgies that a freshman Republican representative bragged about this week, but we...
The Weekly Whatever: Probably nothing to worry about
Probably nothing to worry about Clarence Thomas's wife attended the January 6th "Stop The Steal" rally. Thomas was the lone dissenter regarding whether...
The Weekly Whatever: Is it safe?
Perspective Many countries have structures that can be seen from space: Egypt has The Pyramids, China has the Great Wall, and America has a burning Walmart....
The Weekly Whatever: Cold War nostalgia edition
Ukraine fallout Russia arresting people for protesting with blank signs. Facebook randomly decides to allow calls for death against Russians as long as it’s...
The Weekly Whatever: Ruble for your thoughts?
Softwar qualty Hackers discover that Amazon Echo devices will obey their own verbal commands. Internet-filtering man-in-the-middle boxes turn out to be a...
The Weekly Whatever: No Tanks but Hank
California police go on the hunt for a huge bear named Hank The Tank, before discovering that it's three other bears in a trenchcoat. Attention students:...
The Weekly Whatever: Blockchain and other problems
Arrangements Australian police claim a man used a circular saw to cut off another man's leg in a public park, as part of an "arrangement". Prince Andrew is...
The Weekly Whatever: Nancy Pelosi's gazpacho soupersoldiers
Quote of the week "I am not comfortable with the transgenders, the kids that they brought in my classroom, when they said that this kid is transgendering...
The Weekly Whatever: Sleng Teng Riddim
2022 omen watch: NJ groundhog day canceled after the groundhog drops dead. Preventative measures Finally there’s a vaccine to prevent Kid Rock. California...
The Weekly Whatever: 🟨🟩🟨⬛🟩
This week's crapto theft: $80 million from Qubit thanks to a missing null pointer check. Suicide hotline has 50 paragraphs of terms and conditions that say...