The Weekly Whatever: March 378th 202020202020
Religious news American pastor says you’ll go to work in Heaven, but you’ll enjoy it because there won’t be any government regulations. Forget about the CPAC...
The Weekly Whatever: A Fungible Non-Token
News from Texas ERCOT accidentally overcharged power companies $16 billion during the Texas power crisis, but Texas has no plans to revise the bills, and one...
The Weekly Whatever: Does not count as essential travel or daily exercise
What's it like being named Rona right now? Capitol rioter texted his ex to call her a moron and boast about dodging tear gas — so she turned him in. UK...
The Weekly Whatever: Cancun Cruz
Quotes of the week: No one owes you or your family anything; nor is it the local governments responsibility to support you during trying times like this!...
The Weekly Whatever: Delayed snowmageddon edition
Quote of the week: “We did not send him there to vote his conscience. We did not send him there to do the right thing or whatever he said he was doing. We...
The Weekly Whatever: Not written by spinach
Editor of Quillette discovers he's been washing his hair with dog shampoo. Tesla made money in 2020 — but it wasn't by selling cars. Knife-wielding squirrel...
The Weekly Whatever: Congressional Frazzledrip Edition
Quote of the week: “The reason the market is doing what it’s doing is people are sitting at home getting their checks from the government, okay, and this...
The Weekly Whatever: Thought loss-leader
Professional video gamer forced into retirement at 25 due to thumb injury. Finally, a perfectly preserved dinosaur butthole gives us a chance to learn more...
The Weekly Whatever: I've got more Twitter followers than Donald Trump
US employers cut 140,000 jobs in December: they laid off 156,000 women and hired 16,000 men. Woman who claims she can tell the future using asparagus has...
The Weekly Whatever: Only 362 shopping days 'til Christmas
“I’m not wearing a mask when around my family like the CDC requests and we are traveling so we’ll take our chances. And to top it off we are huggers so there...
The Weekly Whatever: It's not really cyberpunk unless it's from Mondas
“Infants, kids, teens, young people, young adults, middle aged with no conditions etc. have zero to little risk…so we use them to develop herd…we want them...
The Weekly Whatever: 11 shocking days 'til xmas
Hungarian anti-gay politician caught by police fleeing from 25-man orgy, resigns. Anti-mask doctor who spoke at a Trump rally isn’t a doctor any more. You...
The Weekly Whatever: WYSIWTF
(Racist) quote of the week: Trump campaign witness alleging voter fraud in Michigan: “I think Chinese all look alike. How can you tell? If some Chow shows...
The Weekly Whatever: News leftovers
Scientists team up for €2.8m project to recreate the stench of 16th Century Europe. Now you can boot your original IBM PC from a vinyl LP. Fucking finally...
The Weekly Whatever: I won the election
Quote of the week: For many people this is their final Thanksgiving, believe it or not. […] It’s not about just stopping cases of COVID-19. — Dr Scott Atlas,...
The Weekly Whatever: Moving from the Potomac to the Nile
Scientists discover a strange "deficit in theory-of-mind ability" among people on the autism spectrum: they stick to their moral principles even when they...
The Weekly Whatever: Live from the Four Seasons
Trump team announces press conference at Four Seasons in Philadelphia. Not the hotel, though, they (accidentally?) booked space at Four Seasons Total...
The Weekly Whatever: 100% of your recommended weekly doomscrolling in one convenient dose
If you send someone a link to a file in Facebook Messenger, Messenger will download the entire file so it can preview it — even if the file is gigabytes in...
The Weekly Whatever: Lich McConnell finds the Hand of Vecna
British supermarket sends a chicken nugget into space. The IRS audits the poor more than the rich. Why? Because it’s cheaper. Naked teenager covers himself...
The Weekly Whatever: Court-packingly good
Scientists study science-defying eight year old mummified Twinkie. Japanese amusement park turns ferris wheel into WiFi-enabled remote workspaces. Hormel...