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|k| clippings: 2014-09-23 — sartorial editorial

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The rez mullet! I also find my former haircut amusing in stylistic terms. It’s embarrassing now. But there’s always been a conscious and subconscious classist / racist edge to mullet jokes, especially when it comes to white guys with mullets. If one means to tell a racist / classist joke then make it a good one, but I don’t actually think that many folks realize the cultural importance of the mullet in Native American-warrior history. Take a look at Chief Joseph.

#91
September 23, 2014
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|k| clippings: 2014-09-22 — i melt with you

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I like the looks of farm dumps, almost always filling a ditch in a pasture. What is no longer good for anything—from an Oldsmobile with a frozen crank to storm-tossed sheets of corrugated roofing—gets pushed off the edge, or over a hill, or onto a cleft in a pasture, where time has been waiting in rain-gray coveralls with his cutting torch lit, its flame as red as a late September sumac leaf. For it’s always September in these heaps of rust and brown, with field mice and rabbits setting up house for bad weather, claiming the driest tin cans or the dome of a fender.

#90
September 22, 2014
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|k| clippings: 2014-09-20 — a hubbub of katexicians

Today’s WORK might well be one of my anthems…my sad, ambiguous, sardonic theme song.

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“Not Waving but Drowning”

#89
September 20, 2014
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|k| clippings: 2014-09-19 — two (or more) things that taste great together

Today’s WORD isn’t particularly uncommon, but since I have a bit of an obsession with the linguistic version and will be featuring them occasionally…

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“Ten Ways to Mourn a Dead Language”

#88
September 19, 2014
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|k| clippings: 2014-09-18 — neither forward nor back

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“Moon”

Then are you the dense everywhere that moves, the dark matter they haven’t yet walked through?

#87
September 18, 2014
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|k| clippings: 2014-09-17 — elements of day- and heart-break

Lydia Davis’s translation of Madame Bovary is marvelous. The last clause of today’s WORK is well known as a standalone quotation, but I forgot how the grandeur of that quote is diminished—yet its power in some ways heightened—by the small, human-sized tragedy it is part of…

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#86
September 17, 2014
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|k| clippings: 2014-09-16 — inside out

“Martin drunke” in today’s WORK could be related to the feast of St. Martin, the Martin Marprelate controversies in which Nashe was deeply involved or something else entirely…otherwise the slightly archaic language is easily understood. I’ve put it into the list form popular with the kids these days!

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Nor have we one or two kinds of drunkards only, but eight kinds.

#85
September 16, 2014
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|k| clippings: 2014-09-15 — putting the squeeze on

Maxims…I can’t stop at just one. Just as the now proverbial Lay’s potato chip maxim would have it.

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#84
September 15, 2014
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|k| clippings: 2014-09-13 — of sandlappers and saskatoodles

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“Wedding Bell Blues”

I was invited to a wedding in an abandoned storefront. A serial killer with a pleasant demeanor checked invitations at the door. “Keep moving, keep moving,” the cops ordered the gawkers clogging the sidewalk. The elderly bride wore long sleeves to hid the tattoos of sunning mermaids and leaping dolphins on her arms. Some of the guests still couldn’t sleep that night for fear of drowning in bed. Others of us felt more surprise than fear, like when you slice your finger on a piece of broken glass. You just hold your hand above heart level until the bleeding stops.

#83
September 13, 2014
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|k| clippings: 2014-09-12 — needing way more than luck

Please forgive my self-indulgence with today’s edition; the atypically long WORD and—for other reasons, atypically short WORK—commemorate a sad anniversary. And but so it goes.

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“A Radically Condensed History of Postindustrial Life”

When they were introduced, he made a witticism, hoping to be liked. She laughed extremely hard, hoping to be liked. Then each drove home alone, staring straight ahead, with the very same twist to their faces.

The man who’d introduced them didn’t much like either of them, though he acted as if he did, anxious as he was to preserve good relations at all times. One never knew, after all, now did one now did one now did one.

—David Foster Wallace
—from “Brief Interviews with Hideous Men”

WORD(S)

fantod. noun. Fidgety, restless, a high and worried excitement, a nervous agitation. See also fantigue.

“But by and by, sure enough, I catched a glimpse of fire away through the trees. I went for it, cautious and slow. By and by I was close enough to have a look, and there laid a man on the ground. It most give me the fantods. He had a blanket around his head, and his head was nearly in the fire.” (Mark Twain)

“…our flesh doesn’t sweat and pimple here for the domestic mysteries, the attic horror of What Might Have Happened so much as for our knowledge of what likely did happen…it was always easy, in open and lonely places, to be visited by Panic wilderness fear, but these are the urban fantods here, that come to get you when you are lost or isolate inside the way time is passing, when there is no more History, no time-traveling capsule to find your way back to, only the lateness and the absence that fill a great railway shed after the capital has been evacuated, and the goat-god’s city cousins wait for you at the edges of the light, playing the tunes they always played, but more audible now, because everything else has gone away or fallen silent…” (Thomas Pynchon)

“Clipperton stares wordlessly up at the little wrought-iron racquet-heads that serve as spikes at the top of the portcullis and fencing around E.T.A., his expression so blackly haunted that even the hard-boiled attendant told some of the people back at the halfway place later that the spectral trench-coated figure had given him sobriety’s worst fantods, so far.” (David Foster Wallace)

“Orin and Hal’s term for this routine is Politeness Roulette. This Moms-thing that makes you hate yourself for telling her the truth about any kind of problem because of what the consequences will be for her. It’s like to report any sort of need or problem is to mug her. Orin and Hal had this bit, during Family Trivia sometimes: ‘Please, I’m not using this oxygen anyway.’ ‘What, this old limb? Take it. In the way all the time. Take it.’ ‘But it’s a gorgeous bowel movement, Mario — the living room rug needed something, I didn’t know what til right this very moment.’ The special fantodish chill of feeling both complicit and obliged.” (David Foster Wallace)

WEB

from Erasing Infinite by Jenni B. Baker

  1. In her Erasing Infinite project, Poet Jenni B. Baker is creating, page by page, erasure poetry from David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest.

  2. In “Reading Wallace Reading,” Mike Miley discusses his exploration of David Foster Wallace’s personal library and the powerful, disturbing annotations therein. In a similar vein, Maria Bustillos explored some of the self-help titles in his library.

  3. The Univer­sity of Texas’s Harry Ransom Center just made 9 drafts of the foreword to David Foster Wallace’s posthumously published The Pale King available.

  4. Whatever your feelings about David Foster Wallace’s writing, his ► Kenyon College commencement address (aka “This is Water”) transcends the genre and reward listening and re-listening. Jessica Hagy, of Indexed, charts/illustrates one of the most important sections of the speech in Soaking in Wonder. See also: the full text of the address.

  5. Today in 2008, David Foster Wallace—a writer who who delved into, and dwelled in, my heart as no other—hanged himself. He was 46.


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#82
September 12, 2014
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|k| clippings: 2014-09-11 — little words and numbers

The final piece in Michael Garriga’s triptych about the 1612 duel between Miyamoto Musashi and Sasaki Kojiro…words of witness, helplessness and doubt.

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“Master Lee, 23, Tanka Poet & Disciple of Sasaki Kojiro (with apologies for the poor translation)”

#81
September 11, 2014
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|k| clippings: 2014-09-10 — a scuffle, a kerfluffle, a ...

Today’s WORK is part 2 of the triptych from Michael Garriga’s The Book of Duels. Part 3 tomorrow!

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#80
September 10, 2014
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|k| clippings: 2014-09-09 — 'neath the dress

Michael Garriga’s volume The Book of Duels has an interesting conceit: he tells the stories—in compressed, poetic prose or, in one case, actual poetry—of 33 often infamous duels from the viewpoint of each of the duelists and a witness. Today’s WORK is the first of the triptych for Musashi v. Kojiro, April 13, 1612. The second and third pieces will follow in subsequent newsletters.

#79
September 9, 2014
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|k| clippings: 2014-09-08 — life and light

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“Life and Time”

We grow up but do not comprehend life. We think life is just the passing of time. The fact is, life is one thing, and time something else.

#78
September 8, 2014
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|k| clippings: 2014-09-07 — Salmagundi Sunday; Joan Rivers

It’s Salmagundi Sunday, where I share the “best of the rest”—great links that didn’t make the cut for last week’s newsletters…and a few pithy quotes (today: a break from our usual high-falutingness to share some of a comedy icon’s best one-liners). Back to regular programming tomorrow!

LINKS

#77
September 7, 2014
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|k| clippings: 2014-09-06 — absurd is the word

John Williams’ novel Stoner tells, in minimalist fashion, the story of William Stoner, a farm boy who becomes an professor of literature specializing in the classics and grammar and then spends his entire career—his entire life—at a small southern university, trapped by the politics of academia and his failed marriage. But somehow it’s a gripping work; I found myself waking at 2a to spend a few hours more reading.

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#76
September 6, 2014
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|k| clippings: 2014-09-05 — candy is dandy, but...

A solid freeze yesterday morning, bolts of yellow in the trees…I can’t pretend the window of summer isn’t quickly closing, leaf and leaving.

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The last of Summer is Delight — Deterred by Retrospect. ’Tis Ecstasy’s revealed Review — Enchantment’s Syndicate.

#75
September 5, 2014
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|k| clippings: 2014-09-04 — hold on, higgins

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“Glacial Erotic”

When the great sheet of ice lifted, enormous boulders were left scattered on mountainsides and deep in the forests. They assumed unusual positions.

#74
September 4, 2014
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|k| clippings: 2014-09-03 — think again

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Sir, — Chris Skidmore would have us believe that Giles Mompesson was sentenced in 1621 to have his face “shoved into a horse’s anus” (June 13). This is surely a misreading of what is involved in having one’s face to the horse’s tail. In the same year, 1621, the House of Commons condemned Edward Floyd to “be carried from place to place upon a horse without a saddle, with his face toward the horse’s tail, and holding the tail in his hand”. This was the degrading punishment intended for Mompesson rather than some bizarre anal insertion.

#73
September 3, 2014
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|k| clippings: 2014-09-02 — always a branching

Another disjeweling.

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“Lobster”

#72
September 2, 2014
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