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| SATURDAY, OCTOBER 17, 2026 · DAY 232 |
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The Dinner Party
The Dinner Party, read aloud · 4 minutes.
The story goes like this. One evening in January 1857, a French warship arrived at Aden, the British port at the southern tip of Arabia. The British governor, a brigadier named William Coghlan, invited the captain and his officers to dinner. He had a hunch about why they’d come. For months there’d been talk that France wanted Perim, a little volcanic island about 100 miles west of Aden, sitting right in the strait at the mouth of the Red Sea. So Coghlan kept the wine coming. Sometime after the plates were cleared, one of the Frenchmen, a few glasses past careful, let it slip that they were sailing in the morning to plant the French flag on Perim. Coghlan excused himself from the table and gave the order. While his guests kept drinking, a boatload of British soldiers left the harbor in the dark. When the French ship reached Perim the next day, the soldiers were already on the beach, and a British flag was flying over the rock.
People loved it. A British cabinet minister was still telling it that way years later, and by 1901 an American newspaper had added an Irish maid who coaxed the secret out of a French sailor.
Two empires were racing each other to a rock about 3.5 miles long, with no fresh water and no real harbor, because of what everyone could see coming. The French were already planning a canal at Suez, at the Red Sea’s northern end, to connect it to the Mediterranean. If the canal got built, the strait at the southern end, Bab el-Mandeb, between Yemen and the Horn of Africa, would become one of the most important stretches of water on earth, and Perim sits in the middle of it. The canal opened in 1869. For nearly a century afterward, every ship traveling between Europe and Asia sailed past a British flag on the island France lost at a dinner party.

France, shut out, bought a strip of coast across the strait in 1862. That foothold grew into Djibouti, which still hosts French troops today, along with American and Chinese bases. Britain kept Perim until it pulled out of Aden in 1967.

Coghlan spent years insisting it hadn’t happened the way people told it. He said he’d had orders from Bombay to beat the French to Perim long before their ship showed up, and that nobody mentioned the island at dinner. Hardly anyone listened, which tells you which version was more fun to repeat.
The island went quiet after Britain left Aden in 1967. Then in 2021 satellite photos showed trucks building a runway more than a mile long across it, big enough for warplanes. No country admitted building it, and the ships hauling in equipment had switched off the transponders that broadcast their locations. Yemeni officials said the United Arab Emirates was behind it. This year Perim has changed hands twice. Ansarallah, the Iran-aligned movement that governs northern Yemen, took it as part of the Iran war, and on Oct 9 Yemen’s Saudi-backed government said its forces had taken it back. Ansarallah denies that.
Whether or not the dinner happened, the race it stands for has never stopped. The people running it now aren’t waiting for anyone to get drunk.
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Iran’s Guards Call Hormuz Closed as the Tanker Count Climbs
The IRGC navy said Saturday the Strait of Hormuz is “closed,” after claiming two more tankers hit mines and caught fire. IRNA says both had switched off their positioning and radar and taken an “unauthorised” route. Four tankers have now been reported hit since Friday, one of them by a rocket-propelled grenade fired from a small boat 78 nautical miles northeast of Jubail, and gunmen fired on a fifth off Yemen’s Mukalla in the Gulf of Aden. CENTCOM says it’s cleared the mines and the ships are being hit by projectiles; its commander, Brad Cooper, says the strait is “open for business” and that Iran-aligned militias are holding back their own fighters’ pay to send money to the IRGC. The Saudi-led coalition says it shot down four drones over the Riyadh, Eastern and Southern provinces. Iran’s vice president for parliamentary affairs, Mohsen Esmaeili, said the country has to cut its reliance on its southern ports and find other trade routes. Brent touched $110 on Friday, its first time there since May.
| Reported hit since Friday: four tankers · a fifth fired on off Mukalla |
| Confirmed attacks: at least 12 in the week to Oct 16 · UKMTO says it knows of more it can’t verify |
| Oil through the strait: 68 percent of the prewar 17.1 million barrels a day in the week to Oct 13 (Kpler) |
| CENTCOM’s week: 400 ships · 100 million barrels |
| Brent: $110 on Friday · first time at that level since May |
| Talks: Egypt and Turkey’s foreign ministers, meeting in Baghdad, call for US-Iran negotiations to resume |
| The war: Day 232 |
Egypt’s Parliament Sits Sunday on Defending Saudi Arabia
Egypt’s House of Representatives holds the emergency session President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi asked for, on letting Egyptian forces act if Saudi Arabia asks. “I am not speaking about attacking or waging war,” he said. The kingdom’s other old partner is coming back too: the UAE has agreed to resume funding Yemeni forces fighting Ansarallah, with Saudi air cover, The Guardian reports. The Emirates pulled out of Yemen in January.
Zelensky Calls the Sanctions Waiver Wrong as Russia Hits the Grid
Russian strikes Friday into Saturday killed at least eight people across nine regions and cut power to more than a million; Ukraine’s air force counted 332 drones and shot down 289. Lutsk’s mayor says its blackout could last a day. Zelensky says the US waiver of the new Russia sanctions law, signed Friday, is “wrong” and that Putin “feels joy that he has such support.”
Bend Shooter Was a Former Student at the School
Police say the 16-year-old who killed three children, ages 5, 8 and 11, and a 25-year-old teacher at Bend’s Silver Rail Elementary on Thursday was a former special-needs student there; he fired into a special-needs classroom with a pump-action shotgun his mother bought. A 7-year-old and a 54-year-old teacher are in critical condition. A parent who followed him inside shot him dead minutes after the first 911 call.
Norte Fire Burns Homes in South Orange County
A wildfire that started Friday in San Clemente ran into San Juan Capistrano, damaging or destroying at least six homes. Cal Fire put it at about 570 acres by Friday evening, and about 6,000 homes and 16,000 people were under evacuation orders.
A Chilean President Visits La Paz for the First Time Since 1955
José Antonio Kast and Rodrigo Paz met Friday on trade, mining, power lines and border crime, between two countries that haven’t exchanged ambassadors since 1978. Paz restated Bolivia’s claim to the sea and said it couldn’t block the rest; Evo Morales calls leaving it off the agenda a betrayal.
Pyongyang Says AI Steers Its New Torpedo
KCNA says Thursday’s underwater test of the Zam-2.0 used artificial intelligence to find and track its target, capping more than 180 tests over five years. A day earlier, a presumed 3,000-ton submarine reportedly fired two kinds of strategic cruise missiles in the East Sea.
Florida Rolls Past the Kraken, 8-3, to End the Road Trip
Carter Verhaeghe scored three times as the Panthers put up three goals in each of the first two periods. Seattle, which scored once in each period, falls to 5-3-1 and is home against Detroit on Tuesday. The Huskies, 4-3, won 38-26 at Purdue on Friday; the 3-3 Seahawks are off until Kansas City visits Oct 25.
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