I keep coming back and re-reading this essay. Genuinely one of my favorite pieces of writing from 2026 so far. (And: "We just talked about bats in our Beneficial Wildlife class and clearly those rubber-winged mofos are after me" will never not make me giggle.)
I keep coming back and re-reading this essay. Genuinely one of my favorite pieces of writing from 2026 so far. (And: "We just talked about bats in our Beneficial Wildlife class and clearly those rubber-winged mofos are after me" will never not make me giggle.)