120 carly rae jepsen songs ranked from fine to great
I’M BACK. I’m back to laud the people’s blonde pop star, the queen of everything she does, the dedicated swordswoman who just met you, and this is crazy…...
all 18 surprise song duos from the final leg of the eras tour ranked
This is it, gang. The Eras Tour is donezo for real. It exists only in our memories, and on Disney Plus of all places. Truly, the end of an… eon. And thank...
LOOK AROUND. LEAVES ARE BROWN.
(Originally published November 2023.) Trying to pick a favorite Simon & Garfunkel song is like trying to pick a favorite vegetable. They’re all good,...
all 48 surprise song duos from the european leg of the eras tour ranked
I said I thought The Tortured Poets Department was going to suck, and I was correct to an extent that I’m not used to being correct. Because all signs...
it's been ten years since studio ghibli grandmazoned us
I need you all to do me a favor and watch this trailer. Now. To the best of your ability, describe the relationship between these characters. If you find...
in defense of troy bolton's gaydar
Okay, remember this scene from High School Musical 2? We all love to clown on this, right? Like, “Haha look, this lunkhead basketball man is too stupid to...
I FORGOT PINK PONY CLUB
HI. Brief addendum to my previous post - I fucking forgot “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan. I wrote the whole list going, “Man, I wish there was some E♭...
i'm calling it early. welcome to e flat minor summer
It’s that time of year again! I’m going to randomly assign a key signature to the season, with only vibes to guide me, and you the reader are gonna be like,...
why is it so hard(in) to craft a pseudonym for harry styles?
My old foe has been dormant since he stole Beyoncé’s Album of the Year Grammy last year, but that doesn’t mean I’ve entirely given up on examining his...
28 things to do on the day before your 28th birthday
(Instead of joining the 27 Club, like the intrusive thoughts want — nay expect you to.) #1: Put on a good outfit, in case you do accidentally die Weather be...
my favorite oscars performance of all time
For reasons I'm afraid to interrogate, I love awards shows. I love every unbearable minute of the Oscars, the Emilys, the Grandmothers, and the Anthonys. I...
all 17 surprise song duos from the asian-australian leg of the eras tour ranked
I’m tired of Taylor Swift. You’re tired of Taylor Swift. Let’s be tired of Taylor Swift together. What sucks especially about this leg of the Eras Tour is...
just a good park
Hi. The world is bad. I am not optimistic about a single, solitary thing right now. This is the park where I go for walks on days when it is warm enough to...
every movie i watched for the first time in 2023 ranked
A lot of them are horror movies. I often watch horror movies, trying in vain to find that one will scare me. It almost never happens. Almost. So I tried to...
haunting a new house
Hi everyone! Thank you so much for following me here from that other site. I'm still getting used to Buttondown's interface and redirecting approximately ten...
why are so many christmas songs in f?
When I was a churchgoing fifth grader, I signed up to be in the Christmas Eve service choir of angels. Signed up, not auditioned, because they just took...
bastard guacamole
I am here once again to impart a quick and easy recipe that you can both read and make in under five minutes! That’s how simple it is! I do it all the time!...
treasure planet is old enough to drink
You know what would’ve made way more sense than a retrospective on a 21-year-old movie? A retrospective on a 20-year-old movie! You know what that would’ve...
all 13 surprise song duos from the latin american leg of the eras tour ranked
Oh hi! Let’s do this again, now that Taylor Swift has graciously performed a magnanimous thirteen shows in three entire Latin American countries (out of...
evaluating some dead guy you've never heard of's key signature interpretations
His name was Christian Friedrich Daniel Schubart, and he was this eighteenth-century German writer and organist who had the same brain disease that I do when...