HI! I'm Ashton, I'm 28, I have a bachelor's degree in creative writing, and this is CONTENT. My brain is constantly generating weird garbage that some of my friends are erroneously convinced is fun to read, so I have elected to start putting some of it here instead of in… a landfill? The unholy abyss of my notes app? Same thing. Regarding the subject of this garbage, I don’t want to promise any kind of consistency, but you can reasonably expect thoughts (positive, negative, often both) on pop culture, media, or just original things I think of, and decide are worth launching in the general direction of your email inbox. I hope you like it!