The Only Living Pickpocket in New York
2026 Directed: Noah Segan, Written: Noah Segan Score 5/5 Incredible. The kind of movie that makes you feel like a different person when you walk out of the...
Teen Wolf, What We Do in the Shadows
Teen Wolf 1985 Directed: Rob Daniel, Written: Jeph Loeb, Matthew Weisman Score 3.5/5 This movie was filmed in November, 1984, and released on August 23,...
Resident Evil 7: Biohazard, Resident Evil, Poltergeist, High and Low
A massive four-review edition, to spare you all from four days of emails as I catch up. Resident Evil 7: Biohazard 2017 Developer: Capcom, Directed: Koshi...
Pretty in Pink
1986 Directed: Howard Deutch, Written: John Hughes Score 4/5 I love a high school senior movie. Prom is the most important thing in the world. You'd rather...
The Roses, The Present
The Roses 2025 Directed: Jay Roach, Written: Tony McNamara Score 3/5 A decent comedy. And dang it makes Mendocino, California look idyllic. Every location is...
Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktakular
2003 Directed: Ezekiel Norton, Written: Heath Corson, Jill Thompson Score 3/5 This movie is fine, it's a kids movie, it's got an ok story. The prank-playing...
Jennifer's Body, The Painted Veil
Jennifer's Body 2009 Directed: Karyn Kusama, Written: Diablo Cody Score 4/5 This movie was awesome. I've been curious about it for a long time because I was...
Nine to Five, Clue
Nine To Five 1980 Directed: Colin Higgins, Written: Colin Higgins and Patricia Resnick Score: 5/5 I’ll admit to not knowing much about Dolly Parton’s life or...