Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #95 Upset customer came in yesterday angry about cost of deer processing
Man without shoes and socks, corncobs in the road, and ding door dash
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #94 Subject has passed 14 bad checks since August
Reluctant second graders, Facebook scams, and corn cobs on the road
🦃 A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #164: Bonjour, Guten Morgen, Hello 🎄
A mini update, if you will
🎅🏻lisa writes stuff issue #26 🎄 Poetry is sublime
Also, an update on NaNoWriMo
51 Stories in 51 Weeks: Week Twenty One
On our love for puppers
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #93 Litter thrown from bus. Student was spoken with.
Mulling cows, cleaning boyfriends, and dogs attacking chickens
51 Stories in 51 Weeks: Week Twenty
Oh, you've done this too.
🎃 lisa writes stuff issue #25 👻 flash fiction
“brevity is the soul of wit” (hat tip to Shakespeare’s Hamlet)
51 Stories in 51 Weeks: Week Nineteen
Don't worry. He thinks it's a great lyric too.
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #163.5 The Lemonheads
Warm the cockles of your black heart
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #92 Caller is reporting a cow in the road
Also: Stolen jewelry, fraud, coyotes, and dead painters
51 Stories in 51 Weeks: Week Eighteen
love is a bitch
🎃 A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #163 October and November 🎄
Another hiatus
🎃 lisa writes stuff issue #24 Preptober 👻
also, tarot for writers
51 Stories in 51 Weeks: Week Seventeen
You cannot convince me it tastes good
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #91 Grazing goat got outside of its fence
Also: lost jewelry, aggressive drivers, and goose hunting
lisa writes stuff issue #23 smut and poetry
(this is safe for work fyi)
51 Stories in 51 Weeks: Week Sixteen
i do love a good root beer
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #162 getting shat on by iguanas
And lots and lots of rum punches
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #90 Caller reports 19 stars across the horizon
locals think Starlink Internet are aliens
