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A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #134 Mashed potatoes and mac and cheese
January 15, 2023
My current diet.
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #133 A non-resolution resolution year
January 9, 2023
Also, my first solid meal in weeks.
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #85 Someone took caller’s garbage can near the road.
January 6, 2023
Caller was contacted by GFI who, after careful review, determined that they picked up her can by mistake. They’ll replace it.
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #132 “This isn’t going to work.”
January 2, 2023
It’s going to work. Just wait and see.
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #131 Midnight Mediations on Sex
December 24, 2022
You can’t trust me with resonating movies.
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #130 Carb Master 3000
December 22, 2022
My kingdom for a potato!
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #84 Caller set bathroom on fire.
December 15, 2022
Caller put fire out with toilet water.
A Most Unreliable Narrator #129 Barcelona
December 8, 2022
Fat girl surgery, Barcelona, African bracelet scam, and fashion advice
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #128 Bye Italy, Hello France
December 4, 2022
Ciao Roma and Firenze!
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #127 Rome Day .5 and 1
November 28, 2022
Gelato and caffe, oh my!
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #126 The most dramatic episode yet!
November 27, 2022
The Bachelor says this every episode
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #83 Gentleman called because someone was wearing a T-shirt stating “take Brandon to the train station”
November 23, 2022
he believes it is a message to kill Joe Biden
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #125 Around the world in 18 days
November 20, 2022
David Tennant has got nothing on me
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #124 Listen to the elephant
November 13, 2022
What is the difference between an elephant and a mastodon?
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #123 Po-tay-toes
November 6, 2022
I love them any way they are cooked.
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #82 Two German Shepard dogs that have showed up at the casino
November 2, 2022
they have them in a shed
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #122 Please download notes for your reference
October 30, 2022
book filler
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #121 buttercream covered in chocolate frosting
October 23, 2022
Don’t trip!
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #81 Female pretending finger is broken
October 19, 2022
Intoxicated. Arguing.
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #120 Ole! Ole! Ole!
October 16, 2022
Community comes in all shapes and sizes
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #119 Faceplant
October 11, 2022
I do not recommend it.
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #80 “You’re the worst parents in the world
September 28, 2022
Throbbing Cabin is in Leelanau County whose local weekly newspaper, the Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. Additional reporting by The...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #79 Relative in county messaging vulgar things to other relatives
September 14, 2022
Fall is here
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #118 Woo
August 28, 2022
Let’s get spiritual, spiritual. Let me hear your soul talk.
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #78 Larceny from a self-serve stand.
August 24, 2022
Lady stole $59 worth of produce and only put $8 in the can.
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #117 Corduroy Season
August 21, 2022
Travel the world in comfort.
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #116 Non-90 Day Fiancé
August 14, 2022
Woke.
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #115 Fat Girl Summer
August 9, 2022
Maybe one day I’ll learn.
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #114 Kitten from the Mitten
July 31, 2022
Once a Michigander, always a Michigander.
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #113 The Three Graces
July 24, 2022
I try really hard to have them.
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #112 Lions, Tigers, Bears
July 10, 2022
Oh my!
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #111.5 Romanceology
June 22, 2022
Here we come again
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #111 We are worse than exes; we are friends
June 19, 2022
Fat girl surgery a go-go.
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #110 A Half-Century
June 13, 2022
Jesus, I’m old.
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #77 Trying to serve divorce papers and subject attempted to run server over with his car
June 8, 2022
Ut oh.
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #109 Zero Sugar
May 29, 2022
But I’m still just as sweet
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #108 douze points!
May 16, 2022
It’s not spring without Eurovision
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #107 La donna mangia la torta
May 1, 2022
The woman eats the cake
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #106.5 Bare Minimum Day
April 27, 2022
I’m just not having it
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #106.25 I'm not saying goodbye
April 24, 2022
Dear internet, Ciao is used informally for “hello” and “goodbye” in Italian. I used it both ways in my post and also on FB and people were getting concerned...
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #106 Lei beve
April 24, 2022
She drinks
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #105 Io mangio la mela / Lei mangia una mela
April 17, 2022
I eat the apple / She eats an apple
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #76 English Pointer on caller’s property harassing chickens
April 15, 2022
Living those crazy times in Northern Michigan.
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #104 Pop vs Soda
April 10, 2022
If you’re from the Midwest, there is only one correct answer
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #103 Thigh Dimples
April 3, 2022
Sexy or nay?
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #102 the holy grails of grails
March 27, 2022
Will I ever just be content with what I have?
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #101.5 Kanye Does Not Represent Bipolar
March 24, 2022
Dear Internet, An article in WaPo came across my eyeballs recently, We don’t need to talk about Kanye. (I do, though.), that gave made me slightly angry. The...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #75 Overdose. Patient drank hand sanitizer
March 23, 2022
Throbbing Cabin is in Leelanau County whose local weekly newspaper, the Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. Additional reporting by The...
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #101 A Most Impulsive Pugnaciousness
March 20, 2022
Something not to be trifled with
A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #100 They say a picture is worth a 1000 words
March 13, 2022
Happy centenary!
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